My wife works nite and I often find myself alone and horny on those nites. I have three small complications that prevent me from going out to satisfy those urges: children (ages 1,3,and 5) I have often thought of inviting a provider over after they are asleep for the nite and adjorn to a locked room but not sure how that would go over. Are there any providers willing to consider such a situation or should I just take a cold shower and go to bed? I know this is pushing the envelope, but wanted to see what the opinions where.
I have three boys of my own so I have stealth settings and when asked or needed they are on auto pilot I can go virtually undetected. Just remember to WD40 the doors and always have a back up plan which I can help with that if needed. Just mention who you are if you do decide to call and I am sure we can finger something out, where there is a will there is a way. (smiling). Oh and don't forget to COUNT on Murphys Law that is where the back up plan comes into play.
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