if confronted with a massive Johnson like this..Your Reporting Team ask the lady in question but she was still speechless....

http://www.youporn.com/watch/16764


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I think my first response would be, "Holy Sh*t!... Don't move... lemme get my camera!"

Admittedly I had to watch this one all the way to the end a) because the chick has a little of the Sandra Bernhard thing goin' on and b) because I wasn't gonna be convinced this was the real thing until I saw the money shot.

Here's my thought... with a tool like that, was there EVER any doubt he'd be going into the porn industry?  I mean, really... do you think his parents pushed him to go to pre-med at any point?

Anyone with a little Dosh can go into a Castle and buy the same thing. Pretty good fakes if being filmed by shitty low quality video.(pay attention to the fact that the base of it is never filmed attached to the man. Ie: I'ts being held into place and they don't want you to see that part) The money shot at the end is actually a mix that is pumped up through from a rubber squeeze bulb. I will admit to playing with one- for the neat fascination factor. But do not be fooled, for this is just like those Giant toothbrushes at the dentist.

Even though it was fake, the damage was done.
Who wants to follow that ?

I had a friend in high school that used to fool people with stuff like that.  It's amazing how many people fell for it.

Remind me not to go to YOUR dentist, Tina. . .

Tina,

Happily, nothing about you is fake!!  It's funny, you said exactly what I was thinking.
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