I had jury duty today. Whew. FINALLY over. Sometimes I think it can be worse than traffic school!! All I could think about all day is masterbating. Feels good to be home has a whole new meaning!

...is YOU masturbating!  LOL

...ego.  I am thankful to consider you my masterbating friend

You are such a 10 hound (our inside joke guys).

Aw, man.  I have to do traffic school soon.  At least I'm exempt from Jury Duty.  I can just send their summons back with a nice little note that says "I am Canadian & my opinion is not important enough to you.  Good day."

edited to add: Obviously I have other things on my mind rather than masturbation for a change.  Oh, what a sad, sad day I'm having.

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Thanks for the inspiration, Tina.  The next time I am addressing a jury, if there is an attractive female on the panel, I will think of Miss Pink.  If the lady licks her lips, it will force me to sit down as quickly as possible to avoid the obvious physical reaction.
  Curses.  My career as a litigator is shot.  Oh well, back to real estate closings and solicitor  activities.

funny I feel the same way every day at work, including the masterbating part. Lol.

Vampy