how many guys really do give good hand?  Come on, ladies, give us the juicy details (but don't give us the finger!)  For those of you who are humble enough to want to learn, your humble pollster presents the following gem, which of course could ONLY have been published in an LA paper!

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...Best Hands in the West.

I have a feeling you might win this contest  HANDS DOWN

yep, he's a hottie..

who's mirror? Mine? you know I like to watch  kinda like being in our own porno as Terri said you are a hottie. I will be holding auditions all week.

Be careful what you wish for you will need that heart to keep pumping for lucky girl # 70

hmmm....that really limits me...a lot.
Not that I'm good with my hands, but my fingers are at least a bit longer than my tounge...and they bend and stuff...hmmm

OK...no hands...damn.  

Oh my friend. With all of that intelligence - you should realize that the human tounge is very tactile!

It can bend into all sorts of configurations... it's softness and nearby lubricator (best applied, if you have that gene that allows you to roll your tounge, with a slow drip - of just a few drops - but never via spitting!) can be pleasing. At least the women I've paid say so, lol.

It's proper use can yield a softness not possible with fingers, and when the moment is right - can yield firmness and warmth.

My only problem with my tounge is that, well, it is at times too damn close to my teeth. As my ATF once said. "Hmmmm, don't know what that was - maybe your teeth?"

Save the fingers for something else, like typing stupid comments (as I'm doing) on TER.

VOH

done it like four times, I am far from knowing much of any technique...and I have no skillz.

Though, I can roll my tongue..finally something genetic in my favor.  

I do know the first words I spoke, the first time I attempted anything orally, were, "I need a longer tongue".

Just as electrical stimlation helps atrophied muscles regain their strength and flexiblity...

You take a 9-volt battery, hold it just-so and dab at it with your tounge - repeatedly

I guarentee, that it will, well, uhh, uhhmmm, do absolutely nothing for you. But, I'll get a big kick listening to you tell a story about the experiment.

Besides, the tounge is best used outside of confines. Think about it, we only really take it out to play for, well, play time! Most of its life is spent running away from teeth and in my case - getting all twisted when I'm in the presence of a beautiful woman. So, my friend - let it roam, let it find those wonderful areas of a woman's body, yes, let it think (roam) outside the box.