The Poon Valley Press was the first to find out that Ms. Piper from Mystique USA is having a Birthday Bash Tuesday Night beginning at 6pm...

Now our "crack" reporting team will be on hand to witness the goings on at Le Girls West which we are told is at I-17 and Mc Dowell for the big event...

My sources tell me Ms. Piper has taken over the VIP room so all her firends will have a great place to celebrate...

Its sure to be a big event and this reporter will be there to get all the scoop...

Will you????

Ain't being outdone by some "smart dick"!!  NotMe..NoWay!  LOL

-- Modified on 2/12/2008 1:07:04 PM

Ah, RR it is easy to scoop this sort of information if it is "just mailed" to you.

But, our intrepid BCN researchers are trying to determine which of the many outfits Piper makes so damn good looking she will be wearing.

Right now, we have a little guy stuffed under Piper's bed. We sent him "in" two weeks ago and he is subsisting on "yoho's and mountain dew". We may never get him back, but, heck what a way to go! Worse things can happen to a guy...



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