OUR OIL SHORTAGE...

There are a lot of folks who can't understand how we came to
have an oil shortage here in the USA. Well, there's a very simple
answer...  Nobody bothered to check the oil.

We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for this is
purely geographical. All the oil is in Alaska, Oklahoma, Texas,
Louisiana, Wyoming, etc.


All the dipsticks are in Washington, DC...~


-- Modified on 5/3/2006 4:01:40 PM

The biggest, most gigantic dipstick of them all most recently came from Texas. Yup, I'm tawkin' 'bout Dub-yuh.

Cute joke, though.