This is what you will all say after reading my post but her goes.  I became a hobbyist because of the many fantasies I have.  I have fulfilled a few and have a lot more to go.  Some were easy to find based on the providers post, website's etc.  Others take some work.  I have had the Hooters Girl Fantasy, the hot MILF and the sexy Latina (had that one three times Now I would like to start the New Year with this one.
I would love to find a provider who will wear the following – Pantyhose, very tight Rocky Mountain Jeans (the kind with no back pockets), a nylon/Lycra® spandex type bra (don’t ask why) and a satiny type blouse. And finally, I would love it if the provider could talk dirty to me.  If there is a provider who could make this fantasy come true, please let me know.  

Your not crazy but you are alot of fun!