are smarter....
A blonde Texan city girl, marries a Texas rancher.  One morning, on his way out to check on the cows the rancher says to her: "The artificial-insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today.  I drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the cow's stall in the barn.  You show him where the cow is when he gets here, okay?"

So the rancher leaves for the fields.

After a while, the artificial-insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.  She takes him down the barn.  They walk along a long row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him: "This is the one..... right here."

Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another ditzy blonde, the man asks, "Tell me little lady, how did you know this is the cow to be bred?"

"That's simple. By the nail over its stall," she explains very confidently.

Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"

She turns to walk away and  says: "I guess it's to hang your pants on....."

who just might point out to you the irony of misspelling blonde in a blonde joke.  Of course, didn't you used to be blonde?  LOL.

Actually the ladies usually tell me to get the
" L out of here" so I did!

By the way I really don't think it is very nice that you are picking on the follicular challenged!
To the best of my knowledge it WAS blonde and red. The first Mrs Dorpdom got the good ones in the settlement  and just left me a few gray ones in the corners.