New toilets apparently are coming with a small and large flush option.  Who in their right mind would even mess around with the small flush option?  I say go big or don't do it at all.  Live it up and flush with impunity.  

If you take a piss, use the small flush. If you take a shit, use the big flush.

Spoken like a man that read the instruction manual, well done sir. 1 means 1, 2 means 2. Only my parents had to ask what that meant at my house.(