Phoenix

My Respectful appraisal of Piper
Lardvador 61 Reviews 2360 reads
posted
1 / 16

I just want to vent on something I am sure you Phoenix guys already know.  Piper is in a class by herself.  She gives off such an aggressive passion that is unmatched.  But she also carries a very caring and unselfish personality.  Extremely intelligent and great to talk with.  She deserves plenty of respect.  And if anyone doesn't think so would have to answer to me.  As I have ample respect for her.  She is mentally articulate as she is beautiful.  Knows how to express herself physically and mentally.  Can you tell I am her greates fan?  And I am not even from Phoenix.  I am from the Philly area and visit Vegas frequently and I think I have been spoiled by any standard.  2 thumbs extremely way up!! (among other things)

aloral 6 Reviews 1648 reads
posted
2 / 16
indianmannd 1648 reads
posted
3 / 16

Please check your spelling; you look like achill...

1moment 1607 reads
posted
4 / 16

she is stunning. Kind. Generous (goes out of her way to pleasure a man). and "gets" it. I wish there were more like her. She checks attitude at the door. She is truly unselfish with the session.

No one I know that has seen her has ever said anything even slightly negative, so put your worries away.

If she is your flavor, I highly recommend!

Live the moment!

(and I never do this with my signature, but Piper actually is one of the poster women for LIVE THE MOMENT!)

Cheyenna 1829 reads
posted
5 / 16

Check this out:

Main Entry:
   1rant Listen to the pronunciation of 1rant
Pronunciation:
   \ˈrant\
Function:
   VERB
Etymology:
   obsolete Dutch ranten, randen
Date:
   1601

intransitive verb 1 : to talk in a noisy, excited, or declamatory manner 2 : to scold vehemently transitive verb : to utter in a bombastic declamatory fashion
— rant·er noun
— rant·ing·ly Listen to the pronunciation of rantingly \ˈran-tiŋ-lē\ adverb

OR************************

Main Entry:
   2rant
Function:
  NOUN
Date:
   1649

1 a: a bombastic extravagant speech b: bombastic extravagant language2dialect British : a rousing good time

aloral 6 Reviews 1311 reads
posted
6 / 16
marikod 1 Reviews 851 reads
posted
7 / 16

But it would be fair to say that his rant about Piper was a rave.

hotchix See my TER Reviews 1905 reads
posted
8 / 16

I appreciate everyone's efforts and input, but I find this ironically entertaining considering I was an English major and my original aspiration in life was to get my doctorate and become a professor of English! My how things come full circle in the most interesting ways in life:) Bottom line, my friend ( who is such a hottie) was just trying to say he had a f'in great time and so did I!!:)Thanks baby! You rock and you know why:)

Love,
Piper
P.S. I'll extend my apologies in advance for any grammatical errors.My focus these days is slightly less than scholarly:)

aloral 6 Reviews 2201 reads
posted
9 / 16

However, Piper, you might want to look up the word "irony".  It's one of the most misused words we have.  In this case, I'll give you a pass since you seem to have found a vocation a bit more than conjugating verbs.  There are, however, different definitions of "conjugation".  He he....

Here's a quiz.  What is a four letter word ending in  "K" that means intercourse?

hotchix See my TER Reviews 1235 reads
posted
10 / 16

Ooh! Ooh!I know this!  I am highly qualified to answer that question... Is it FOCK (hee hee!) I know the correct spelling, I'm just not allowed to print it here. However, Aloral, I have come to find out that it isn't necessary to use "specific" language in my encounters. This I found to be true in Europe @ a swinger's club. I sure as hell butchered French, but I WAS fluent in the universal language- THAT requires no words @ all! Damn straight!:)
P.S. Thanks for the Mulligan:)

hotchix See my TER Reviews 1094 reads
posted
12 / 16

Oh well! So I flunked again:(
That's ok. I'm just going to go "fick" my brains out while I rant about how great it feels! Really Aloral, life is not all verb conjugation and specific definitions. At the end of the day and at the end of our lives, what is really going to hold value and memories? Having amazing experiences,or being able to spell them correctly? As stated above, I treasure each moment of my life because I did not get the memo that the next one is guaranteed!:) No disrespect my dear, just attempting to add some sunshine to your life!

Love,
Piper

-- Modified on 7/30/2008 8:13:03 PM

Lardvador 61 Reviews 1496 reads
posted
13 / 16

Sorry guys for the miscommunication, but it won't let me edit my original post.

marikod 1 Reviews 871 reads
posted
14 / 16

This was a classic case of the species of irony known as “dramatic irony” -that is, irony that is inherent in speeches or a situation of a drama and is understood by the audience but not grasped by the characters in the play.

         Here the characters in the drama – the posters arguing about whether Lardvador used “rant” properly in his praise of Piper – never grasped (until she told us) that she (the audience) had ambitions to obtain a doctorate in English – a career in writing and words.

  So I'm afraid you are oh-for-two tonight.



-- Modified on 7/30/2008 8:48:07 PM

aloral 6 Reviews 1056 reads
posted
15 / 16
hotchix See my TER Reviews 1138 reads
posted
16 / 16

Yes, I know.  A constitution also could be a "walk". I merely was attempting some light banter... :) Just havin' fun- my specialty!

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