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My most embarassing moment of 2006 was someone left their tighty whities on the floor underneath a countertop that had burning candles on it. One of the candles burned a hole through the side and leaked hot wax down all over the undies. At the end of the appointment when he went to put them back on, they were wax-coated stiff undies! I felt really bad, and was embarassed. (Not something I could have changed really) except I have invested in some of those battery operated candles since *Wink* you know who you are.

My little dog Nicky is a very active pup one day a client that I have seen several times asked if he could take a quick shower sure I said, after our romp he went back into the bathroom and said Vic my money clip is gone from the top of his stacked clothes which he left on the floor. I knew it was nicky so off I went seaching the house and yard how much was there I asked he said I do not know but the clip is to my exclusive golf club and I would hate to lose it....Finally I found it on the couch money was shredded into small pieces $100, 20 10's all in pieces with the clip right there. I gathered the money and put it into a ziplock so he could take it to the bank,He was very cool about it we laughed and he left. I was telling Nicky your a bad dog shame on you and then I walked in to kitchen and under the table I spotted something on closer inpection there was a crumpled but intact $50 bill now I said GOOD DOG Nicky you made mamma some money well I did call my friend and told him and he said do not worry its a tip..Good boy Nicky mama luvs you.....

You've trained him well V... I hope he got a nice steak for dinner that night..

How funny! Thanks for sharing  So is it safe to say that Tina can give a guy a permanent woodie? I have heard that about her In a very good way
 You Victoria .......reminded me of something else that was really nice to think about
My Neopolitan mastiff (the one in the photo  on my website) stole a guys undies during playtime once! We got carried away and ended up undressed before we got to the bedroom and closed the door! I found them a few hours later stuffed in my wine rack! Thanks for triggering the great memory Victoria!
   Neo passed away last week on the 26th and You have made me start thinking about all the good memories again! I needed that

sorry to hear about Neo, I know how much you loved him. We need to catch up.  Luv ya!

Not sure it is a good thing to be a part of someone's most embarrassing moment ...

The kicker to this story is that the appointment was 1st thing in the morning.  I went through the rest of the day smelling vanilla from the strangest places.

I'm not sure if the embarrassing part is the candles or the tighty whiteys!