Anyone remember the James Bond movie GoldenEye? One of the Bond girls is named Xenia Onatopp (played by Famke Janssen). Her M.O. is to squeeze guys' chests in her thighs until they expire.

I'm looking for a woman who is able and willing to do damage with that hold. I'm 5'10" and weigh about 170, on the slim side of average. I'm in Tempe. If you're able and willing to bruise ribs, or worse, let me know.