Phoenix
missed your sexy smile at the party!!!!...eom
Jokes apart, there are women who do advertise this service; here is one... there is no need to be class-less and make jokes:
LadyJacq
Member since 30-Mar-04
2445 posts 19-Aug-06, 02:13 PM (PST)
"Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss"
LAST EDITED ON 19-Aug-06 AT 02:19 PM (PST)
~John Keats
Do you like foreplay? Do you think that the pressure to complete "the act" sometimes causes us to ignore or downplay the sensuality of what often comes before? Remember the erotic tension from an extended makeout session in high school? Where you hoped to get to 4th base, but knew that you wouldn't, so were really present in the moment and fully enjoyed the activities that *did* occur?
Think of this as "The High School Experience". An extended makeout session with a gal that is *extremely* o_ral, and loooooooooves to kiss. This is not exactly fbsm as there is no massage, but it's not full s*rvice either. Sometimes kissing--if you do it right--can be more erotic and fulfilling than you've ever dreamed.
There's still some of the elements of fbsm: namely that I'm the one running the show (there's also candlelight, mood music, and the sensual feel of my hands on your body). Put yourself in my hands, relax and let go. You'll start out clothed, and slowly lose each piece when the time is right. I will more than like remain clad--scantily clad, but some of the goodies will be covered up.
The main difference between this HSE and the *real* HSE is that I can guarantee you won't leave with blue "spherical, movable objects used in various athletic activities and games"! (and that I'm more talented with my mouth than the average high school girl 
).
My body is the lushness of rubenesque curves, my skin silky soft and lightly scented with sandalwood, the color of dark almonds. My eyes are mesmerizing (occasionally mischievous) dark brown pools you could gladly drown in. My hair cascades in velvety spiral curls across my shoulders that seem to beg for your touch.
$220/hr
I'm in a lavishly appointed spot in Berkeley, convenient to public transportation and the highway.
Availability next week:
Sun: 5-8pm
Mon/Fri: 6-9pm
Wed/Thu: 7-9pm
Please note that I screen all new clients, so please provide me with *one* of the following with your appt request:
- a reputable provider reference (link to her current ad or website)
- main work number (not your direct line)
- your RB handle (only valid if you have an established posting/review history)
- your contact info sent from your work email (not an anonymous account)
- any other way that we might have already met or communicated
LadyJ
Unsolicited comments from satisfied clients:
"Your kiss...is addictive. Know that your narcotic effect lasts a long time."
"You are a delicious woman to all the senses."
"Lady J, You are exquisite. Obviously, I enjoyed myself immensely. I will definitely contact you again."
"I dreamt of a woman who utterly radiated raw sexuality; who possessed a voluptuous, luxurious body; who offered a literary sensibility that made me feel like I was starring in my own erotic novel...you were the only one who could satisfy my craving."
"...there has to be a way to convey the absolutely mesmerizing session that you offer...You are truly stunning and unique...I think you put a spell on me."
and it certainly wasn't you!
But all the other responders showed us what a joke your post was! heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
glad to see you took them as being OK! and my as a compliment to someone as being classless!
I understand your logic now!
Thanks and hope you have a good ole time!