There's nothing like being woke up to a phone call on a Sunday morning from your bank questioning recent charges on your account. What's worse is listening to the representative list charges thought to be fraud from Yandy, Adam & Eve, Stripper Warehouse and Liberator.

Hearing the awkward silence along with fumbling high pitched words from the representative as I'm admitting those are all legit purchases and the only fraud charge was two Kindles from amazon is PRICELESS!!

Were you getting ready for the end of the world or just being Bailey?

6" stripper shoes, crotchless panties and sex furniture would not be a priority for me if the world was ending......my ass would be devouring Ben & Jerry's ice cream while watching porn until my eyes and ears were bleeding.

You can always paint a pretty picture. lmao

Ha, that's too funny!