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HaleyOrlando See my TER Reviews 739 reads
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It may sound strange but going through school kids would tease me and call me "olive oil" or stick your tongue out turn to your side and you look like a zipper. It was tough being 5'6" when I entered high school and then 5'10" by graduation and never tipping the scale by 100lbs.

Now those skinny legs are my best friends and people sure do turn around and look when I enter a room. Being 5'10" and loving 4 inch heels I do stand out in a crowd. When i'm together and looking my best it's a good thing but no one wants to be on stage all the time.

Kisses Haley

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For example I have a few that I have heard through the years that good or bad for myself. Many years ago when I was auditioning for sports radio is some southwest market, on the third interview told me "since you have a face for radio, you would be a good fit for our station". after a few seconds .. what did you just say!!!!

You are so much fun to just go out with and do things with but, "you live in a geographically undesireable location"   geez... Queen Creek is not that far away folks!!!

omg you lick better than gene simmons!  and  your not john holmes but you are thumper!

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BretGrey1031 reads

Top Heavy Lil Spinner Nympho!!!

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sexyangelique69926 reads

Me: "Oh, thank you."

Him: "Well, I think she's ugly."

WTF??????????????????

Another time I had a guy say, "You know you remind me of Kirstie Alley."

Me (after that Brooke Shields incident, I've learned this may not be a compliment): "Before or after she lost all that weight?"

I'll have to think if a client has said something that made me do a double-take. Nothing is coming to mind at the moment.

Sometimes you just have to wonder, "Are you even listening to yourself when you talk?"

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BretGrey752 reads

I think you are Super Gorgeous!!!

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Jazz Jewel1293 reads

One of my best girlfriends dubbed me "Slutessa"

Funny name, so I'd have to say I'm the  bad *but in a good way* sexual chick!

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Posted By: hellozona
For example I have a few that I have heard through the years that good or bad for myself. Many years ago when I was auditioning for sports radio is some southwest market, on the third interview told me "since you have a face for radio, you would be a good fit for our station". after a few seconds .. what did you just say!!!!

You are so much fun to just go out with and do things with but, "you live in a geographically undesireable location"   geez... Queen Creek is not that far away folks!!!

omg you lick better than gene simmons!  and  your not john holmes but you are thumper!

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phx1313925 reads

My buddies call me J.J. ....short for Jabber Jaw. Sure I talk a lot. But that doesn't mean I steamroll people and not want to listen to others. Far from the truth.

Granted, out of all of my buddies, my name is by far the most flattering. Some of the guys have nicknames that would make many people blush.

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HaleyOrlando740 reads

It may sound strange but going through school kids would tease me and call me "olive oil" or stick your tongue out turn to your side and you look like a zipper. It was tough being 5'6" when I entered high school and then 5'10" by graduation and never tipping the scale by 100lbs.

Now those skinny legs are my best friends and people sure do turn around and look when I enter a room. Being 5'10" and loving 4 inch heels I do stand out in a crowd. When i'm together and looking my best it's a good thing but no one wants to be on stage all the time.

Kisses Haley

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sexyangelique69845 reads

It's ironic how things that you were self conscious of when you are growing up you realize later are your biggest assets!

I used to HATE my eyebrows, too! When I was 16, I attended this Mary Kay make up presentation with all of these grown women. They were all oooing and ahhing over my eyebrows and the host told me, "Check back with me when you are 18. You would do great in this business." I went home and stared in the mirror trying to figure out why they thought my bushy eyebrows were so pretty! haha

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