I of course go to one or two of the local strip clubs and have my favorites that I see.  I was just wondering if I should just apply the funds towards one of you lovely providers and get more than what usually happens?  I enjoy the dance, it really sets the mood, but of course thats all it does.  Anyone providers out there that can do more than just set the mood and go beyond?  Very interested if you are out there.

I'll never be able to read Oscar Wilde again without this mental image....

That is quite a coincidence.....

Sleep well, and I hope the headache goes away.

If you really like window shopping then you should go ahead and keep pouring money into the G strings of your favorite dancers, they are very happy to show you the goods and take your dollars. If you start looking and reading you will see that there are dozens of ladies ready to take you way past the window shopping, and rock your world. I know many of them have worked a dance stage or two( I was going to say worked a pole, but the imagery was too much!)and could perform a credible lap dance as well. just my 2 cents.

I know you have more talents than most people realize, but I didn't know you could juggle too!!
That was pretty funny for someone with a headache that's sending you to bed.

Like this, perhaps?