I know-you would think it wasn't possible as high as it already is, but I became a vegetarian and stopped eating sugar and my energy levels are through the roof! Other perks are 10 plus lbs melted off this week (I came through the airport last night and heads were whipping as I walked) so thats a nice side benefit But Houston, we have a problem...my libido is so off the charts that not only am I freaking people out (more than usual) I even am freaking myself out! (hard to do-trust me) I was explaining to a friend on the phone yesterday and he's like "Piper, you are like Angelina Jolie-you ooze out so much sexual appeal it's ridiculous and you're telling me that there's more?" I told him I have to stop myself from grabbing people off the street and the minute I think of something sexual I start to feel preorgasmic (if you knew my mind. that is pretty much all the time-worse than a guy I am such a perv!) Anyhoo, LOVE vegetarian life, but this sex drive problem is gonna need some assistance. I am calling people before their appts and forewarnng them even...I am a walking sex bomb Great, great, great sex- just the beast needs a tad of taming so I am offering a $100 discount to those who will help me keep the beast under wraps though the holiday. I am even available Christmas because my family goes to their father's and I am home alone-which this year is probably gonna be spent watching porn and masturbating with my Hitachi hand wand most likely...somebody come save me from myself please! Email only. Contact form is broken and no one wants to fix it and since I am retiring in FOUR WEEKS (geez, that's crazy) just send it to [email protected] and Preferred 411,Datecheck and RS2K members welcome as always. If not get ahold of me baby and send your info.Merry Christmas baby!

Friday 12/24-before 4pm
Saturday (Christmas) all day
Sunday (all day)
Monday (all day)

Namaste
Love
Piper