I know-you would think it wasn't possible as high as it already is, but I became a vegetarian and stopped eating sugar and my energy levels are through the roof! Other perks are 10 plus lbs melted off this week (I came through the airport last night and heads were whipping as I walked) so thats a nice side benefit But Houston, we have a problem...my libido is so off the charts that not only am I freaking people out (more than usual) I even am freaking myself out! (hard to do-trust me) I was explaining to a friend on the phone yesterday and he's like "Piper, you are like Angelina Jolie-you ooze out so much sexual appeal it's ridiculous and you're telling me that there's more?" I told him I have to stop myself from grabbing people off the street and the minute I think of something sexual I start to feel preorgasmic (if you knew my mind. that is pretty much all the time-worse than a guy I am such a perv!) Anyhoo, LOVE vegetarian life, but this sex drive problem is gonna need some assistance. I am calling people before their appts and forewarnng them even...I am a walking sex bomb Great, great, great sex- just the beast needs a tad of taming so I am offering a $100 discount to those who will help me keep the beast under wraps though the holiday. I am even available Christmas because my family goes to their father's and I am home alone-which this year is probably gonna be spent watching porn and masturbating with my Hitachi hand wand most likely...somebody come save me from myself please! Email only. Contact form is broken and no one wants to fix it and since I am retiring in FOUR WEEKS (geez, that's crazy) just send it to [email protected] and Preferred 411,Datecheck and RS2K members welcome as always. If not get ahold of me baby and send your info.Merry Christmas baby!

Friday 12/24-before 4pm
Saturday (Christmas) all day
Sunday (all day)
Monday (all day)

Namaste
Love
Piper

Re: Calling all "beast tamers"...$100 discount for the brave individuals who "feed the beast"

I knew I should have gone to PHX for Christmas eom

Piper:

I so wish I was near enough to take you up on your challenge.
I was very limited on our previous engagement...however;
that is not the case today. I would certainly like a re match!

when are you going to come see me in my black hat, and Luchese's
...hahaha..I wil never forget how you pronounced them...I still
find myself laughing about that, and aydreaming about your talents.

Stay safe baby...you are a once in a lifetime...I just want it twice!

TexasBrowning   Mike

I don’t think I can tame this Tiger but it will be fun trying.

and now I have to masturbate fantasizing about all the ways we are gonna "get 'er done!"...Boots and ALL I accept your challenge kind sir and pick your day and I will be on a plane to good ol' Texas Muahh=love ya cowboy! BRING IT!!!!! And Merry Christmas too!

my ass!!! Thank you! Merry Christmas

If you were in Hawaii, I'd love to save you from yourself.

Piper,

Hope you head down South to Tucson before your retirement. We could use some of that sexual energy!

I'll have to see how my schedule is in 2 weeks for my birthday. You would make a super 50th b-day gift, lol.

Vampy

You know...I think I just might How's next week after the 1st?

I have always been asked and yet and still haven't got to go because I keep flying all over the world and now I want to see my own "home town" Would welcome any feedback or suggestions. Thank you for asking...I am rarin' to GOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

okey dokey! Tucson it is!!!

okey dokey

Hot damn!

....rest up before this upcoming adventure with Piper the Energizer!!

Re: okey dokey! Tucson it is!!!

u in town tonight

Hey kids I am still in Albuquerque where I have been f'in my brains out...

Over and over and over and over and...God damn this vegetarianism!!! I CAN'T stop f*cking!!!!!! ...Like that's a bad thing-right?