A must read if you bare your genital.

the pollution is shrinking beavers, as well.

Like the plastic thing in China... in certain areas they used to cover fields w/ plastic, it got in the soil and over time male (human) genitals were shrinking.  Speculation was it was estogen in the plastic.

OK

It's someone's job to measure polar bear genitals?  Sighhh....

after reading the article.. i was thinking the SAME thing!  I mean.. I've seen shows on polar bears, read about polar bears and from all indications, they ARE NOT the friendlies mammal on the planet.  (maybe now we know why) but.. I'm thinkin'... I ain't gettin' no where NEAR a polar bear's penis (not that there's anything wrong with that) with a tape measure!