Any squirters or salad tossers in the Scottsdale aea??

I guess I've led a sheltered life......

Ms Manae is a squirter, or a gusher,

1. toss my salad  

To rim with deep tongue penetration.

She tossed my salad and then I packed her fudge.

2. TOSS MY SALAD  
1) preparing a salad. mixing greens.

2) slang. To humiliate someone by ordering them to commit the act of smearing jelly, or another desirable substance in your anus in order to lick it clean while you masturbate or they give you the reach-around.

Toss my salad came from an HBO speacial on prison. The seasoned convict was explaining what he would do to a new inmate in prison as sort of an initiation. He would get a packet of grape jelly and make the new inmate or "fish" smear the jelly in his asswhole and lick it out while he masturbated.

That guy roberto is such an ass-munching fag he probably wants to toss my salad while giving me a reach-around.

by dan Jun 25, 2004 email it
3. Toss my salad  
As told by Chris Rock (the greatest)- Having your asshole eaten out with Jelly or syrup.

Reporter: So when a new inmate comes in, and he wants some drugs, how do you initiate them?

Prisioner: Well the first thing ah do, Is make em' toss mah salad.

Repporter: Toss my salad? What's that?

Prosoner: Havin' yo' salad tossed, means havin' yo' asshole eaten out, with jelleh oh syrup. I p'efer syrup.



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Ohhhhhh! EWWWWWWWW!!!
      Good luck on finding a lady who will toss your salad.

just plain ole nasty and sick.

you're hot

There's a scabbard for every sword and there are ladies who perform, if not enjoy, this particular activity.  "Each to his own, said the lady as she kissed her cow."

Yeah on Manae!

And tossing a salad in this realm is squatting over a girls face while she takes care of your balls and whatever else she can reach.  The other side is the lady squatting over your face is called queening.

When i visted the land of smiles it was on the menu at this one MP place i visted. Well they didnt mention syrup lol!

i would probably avoid dfk afterwards too

Queening? I guess I'm just an old fashion Court Jester then -lol-

I was actually 'tossing' out a little variation of definition (tea bag vs toss salad) to see how the thread would go.  There are a lot of hobby dictionaries out there that define most of this stuff.

I'm more familiar with that activity as "teabagging," rather than salad-tossing.  Salad-tossing to me is anilingus.

Just watch  Cris  rocks early comedy videos ...I think he coined the phrase or at least brought it out to the public , it is very funny.........

The real trick is to find someone who can do both simultaneously. Or to "toss the salad" of a squirter.

I've never understood why the term is called "toss-the-salad".  I wouldn't want anything resembling a salad if and when I'm down there. Maybe a term like "gleaning the cube", to take a name from Christian Slater's Skate movie.