Phoenix
So there ARE lurkers on the PHX board! whaddayaknow!
HH
Reagan, that was truly an epic comment. I think I love you
The first is that you simply made a mistake. That in a rush you just did not phrase the request fully. That what you are looking for simply stated is a girlfriend. That you want your girlfriend to be an "entertainer". I have to admit, I am pretty sure you would do better on a dating site like match.com than TER for that.
The second is that that you actually mean what you said. That you did not make a mistake. That you would like a companion to supply you with an unlimited and what looks like unabashed amount of their personal time, for free? Ok here comes the absurd answer.
As a matter of factual information you yourself have lustfully participated in the Review system on TER. In fact you not only participated in it but were explicitly verbose in your actions and opinions. I took the liberty of reviewing the reviewer. I looked at each of your reviews. As a companion I don't do reviews, but if I did they would not be in your style, labeling someone a "butterface" is just a deal killer. For that one simple comment I would never knowingly schedule with you. I think you could easily have gotten your point across without that nasty little comment. In your defense, I guess your reviews were through, complete, and you seem to be utilizing the system to its full intent. By gosh you even seem to complain about conforming to the TER rating system (which I personally think is misplaced myself).
I looked at your reviews for one simple reason. I was looking for a particular event. Nowhere was I able to see where a companion refunded you. You never seemed to mention it, so I can only think its never happened. Honestly if you want us to be off the clock, you have to be able to impress us enough to show us that there is some personal value in being around you. That your personal aura and graciousness are so strong that we feel compelled to be with you by our own admonition.
Personally, and I only speak for myself, I am going to have to pass on your offer. But thank you for making it, and should I come across a companion friend who fits the criteria you have set I will certainly send them your way. Just don't hold your breath.
Nothing condesending toward those ladies in the least. You infered that and it comes from your perspective.
There are nice gals out there that have no actual time limit. Many say nothing in an ad or website, but may stay hours past the one hour booking. Some may hint at it by saying "not a clock watcher."
For those situations you might ask about it on a board like this. You know... get a feel from others guys who does and doesn't "set the alarm" when a session begins. That isn't what happened.
So, I will tell you what I had in my mind:
Playboy here, rides into Dodge City and before he gets off his horse and looks around, he goes to the town square and yells "Where are the good dancing girls? The ones that 'keep it real' and let me be them them for as long as I want without charging!?!"
Struck me a a condesending and jackass way to go about it. Well, there are ladies who advertise such and all ol' Playboy has to do is ride down Main Street on his own, and take a look a the BP ads, where he can find his answer, without makin' a rucus for the townsfolk.
Now ol' HalfHour has been around these parts fer years. He loves all the ladies, and is real gentlemanly like to 'em. An' he ain't one to look asckanse at a new cowpoke in town either, let alone be unneighborly. So a little humor to show Playboy how he can find this info on his own, might put the idea in his head. 'Specially after the townsfolk has been whisperin' somethin' about a hangin'!
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Thanks for your comment -- whether you still think my post was uncool or not is up to you. But linking to current BP ads is not condesending to those gals.
HH