Our crack reporters have learned that a story, reported on this channel on June 9 (see http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=41146&boardID=5&page=16) has resolved favorably to the members of this community.

The case of State vs. Satisfied Chauffeur recently went to trial.  The star witness for the defense was none other than Sweet Sarah (see artist's depicition of the judge's view of her while testifying, below).  Under the skillful questioning of Chauffeur's counsel, Sarah wowed the court with her testimony and "presence".  Although Mya's testimony was not needed, the court was made aware that Chauffeur was traveling with these two ladies, toward a private destination, and apparently concluded that Chauffeur's speed was reasonable under such circumstances.  (He was heard to mutter under his breath, "I would've been going faster than that!")

Too Funny!!! With this "STAR" witness though, I am not surprised you beat the rap!!

to Sweet Sarah for her stimulating testimony.  I think it's safe to say that I was the envy of every defendant and cop in that courtroom!  My attorney also did an amazing job of cross-examining the officer, and his closing argument was terrific.

Now, "Can't we all just get along?"