Just in time for Saturday night here're some sure-fire pick-up lines.   Don't care for the first one, but the last is my personal fav - the guy is so sincere.  Try these at your own risk . . .

(OK ladies, what I really mean is 'How (not) to pick up girls'!)

those would get me on a given day. They are so blatant that they are endearing. Okay, does that mean I was molested as a child? Just curious....

Incase you didn't know and to be politically correct, that was a joke.

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Thanks for the quick post Isabella.  I was afraid this would be taken too literally.

hey i saw your ad on (insert website here) and wondered if your busy later on

Thanks webbie that one made me laugh out loud!