I'm here taking a break from clearin' brush on the south 40 - how come pert near ever plant in Arizona has stickers?  This is worse than back home in Oklahoma!

Anyway, I was browsin' the reviews and takin' in the right fine fillies you all have here in Phoenix!  Hooo Son!  All this sunshine makes 'em grow nice and perty!  I'm sure to need a rub down and a warm up in the next few days to loosen all these brush clearin' muscles and I can't decide who to see next.  I done seen Asherah, and boy howdy, what a fun time that was!!  I've noticed Mya and Victoria and Jordan Kay and Terri and Debbie and Kara and many, many more - I can't remember 'em all!

How do you fellers decide?  The ole decision maker inside my noggin is froze up worse than molasses on the north side of the barn in January!