Oh how nice of them to come out with a womans, it's only fair after they released the mans small car
The Ford Probe.......... it comes in brown, and the average female car thief won't be able to find it- let alone turn it on-even if someone tells her where it is and how to do it.
Rumor has it though, that it leaks gas everyday, and can be a real prick to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.
New models are initially fun to won, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufactures are baffled as to how the size of the front end increases, but say that the decrease in the head space just make it LOOK bigger.
This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it best to either lease one, and replace it each year, or to rent one on a limited time basis...........lol welcome to Phx
Since Sinful1 started posting here and she urged members of the Chicago Board to join her, I thought I'd share this news with my fellow hobbiests in Phoenix. I posted it on the Chicago Board yesterday.
Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.
Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.
New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.
This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to either lease one, and replace it each year, or to rent one on a limited time basis.
Krista this sounds like something for you ! I know you Love pink !
Oh how nice of them to come out with a womans, it's only fair after they released the mans small car
The Ford Probe.......... it comes in brown, and the average female car thief won't be able to find it- let alone turn it on-even if someone tells her where it is and how to do it.
Rumor has it though, that it leaks gas everyday, and can be a real prick to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.
New models are initially fun to won, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufactures are baffled as to how the size of the front end increases, but say that the decrease in the head space just make it LOOK bigger.
This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it best to either lease one, and replace it each year, or to rent one on a limited time basis...........lol welcome to Phx
One of the guys I work with was saying just about an hour ago that he has only 32 more months of payment on his old model, he is counting the months till he has her paid off. Always better to have a short term lease.
When you rent, you get to ride -- er, drive -- a new model every week. Even better, you never have to worry about maintenance.
No kidding, the maintenance cost on the high performance models can be a killer. Then you have to worry about someone banging into them.
-- Modified on 11/15/2011 2:45:20 PM
not unlike us providers only we expect to be banged into !
You will not have to worry about too many dings.
My butt and boobs would ward off any dings I have junk in the trunk and inflateable boobies
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