Seems a good idea to lighten the tone occasionally...a glossary that should make it easier to describe golf shots with specific characteristics:
1. A "Rock Hudson"-a putt that looked straight, but wasn't
2. A "Saddam Hussein"-from one bunker to another
3. A "John Kennedy Jr"- didn't quite make it over the water
4. A "Rodney King"-over-clubbed
5. An "OJ"-got away with one
6. A "Princess Grace"- should have used a driver
7. A "Princess Di"- shouldn't have used a driver
8. A "Condom"-safe, but didn't feel very good
9. A "Brazilian"-shaved the hole
10. A "James Joyce"-a putt that's impossible to read
11. A "Ted Kennedy"-goes into the water and jumps out
12. A "Paris Hilton"-a very expensive hole
13. A "Mickey Mantle"-a dead yank
14. A "Pee Wee Herman"- too much wrist
15. A "Sonny Bono"-straight into the trees
16. A "Rush Limbaugh"-way to the right and out of bounds

Apologize in advance for the political incorrectness.