Seems a good idea to lighten the tone occasionally...a glossary that should make it easier to describe golf shots with specific characteristics:
1. A "Rock Hudson"-a putt that looked straight, but wasn't
2. A "Saddam Hussein"-from one bunker to another
3. A "John Kennedy Jr"- didn't quite make it over the water
4. A "Rodney King"-over-clubbed
5. An "OJ"-got away with one
6. A "Princess Grace"- should have used a driver
7. A "Princess Di"- shouldn't have used a driver
8. A "Condom"-safe, but didn't feel very good
9. A "Brazilian"-shaved the hole
10. A "James Joyce"-a putt that's impossible to read
11. A "Ted Kennedy"-goes into the water and jumps out
12. A "Paris Hilton"-a very expensive hole
13. A "Mickey Mantle"-a dead yank
14. A "Pee Wee Herman"- too much wrist
15. A "Sonny Bono"-straight into the trees
16. A "Rush Limbaugh"-way to the right and out of bounds

Apologize in advance for the political incorrectness.

bleh golf is for racing those little carts anyhow.

I suppose I hit a #2, #15 and do we have one for way left and out of bounds??

#17. A "Lewinsky" - all lip and no hole

There's something to be said for enjoying those perfect shots.  It doesn't get any better than an afternoon on the course in PHX this time of year!

XO,
Reagan

Forgot another one....

An "Obama" whacked out and waaaaaaaayyyyyy to the left