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redbbw007 See my TER Reviews 2884 reads
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Just thought I would share this, I found it quite interesting :) Just click the link and read up :)
*One of my favorite monty python skits*
>From "The Meaning of Life" by Monty Python:

Headmaster: Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson.
Watson: Rubbing the clitoris, sir.
Headmaster: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hm? Why not start her
    off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight
    for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.
Wymer: Suck the nipple, sir.
Headmaster: Good. Good. Good, well done, Wymer.
Duckworth: Stroking the thighs, sir.
Headmaster: Yes, I suppose so.
Another: Bite the neck.
Headmaster: Good. Nibbling the ear. Kneading the buttocks, and so
    on and so forth. So we have all these possibilities before we
    stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.
Watson: Yes sir. Sorry sir.

Peace,Passion and Love,
Malissa xoxox

jazz32 24 Reviews 2958 reads
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Why didn't they teach this at my school, it would have made puberty so much easier.

sedonaw See my TER Reviews 2175 reads
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FSinIndy 3814 reads
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So how many ladies would offer "discounts" to those that rose to the head of the class?  Or should I say those that graduated magna cum laude!:)

Another point of discussion. Numerous providers do not allow DATY.  I suspect this may be due to a lack of educated connoisseurs.  Am I incorrect and if so, just what is the reason then.

Cheers!!..... and Happy Dining.




-- Modified on 6/25/2005 5:51:23 PM

datmlvr 1 Reviews 2211 reads
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mmmmmmm yup what's the point of making love if only one of you has any pleasure? If the lady I'm with isn't enjoying herself then the whole thing is a bust for me. Ah the never ending quest for the perfect lover..........

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