I was reading the general discussion board and there was a thread regarding STDs and oral sex, and how really, oral sex is quite safe. Well..... I came across this link http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/penguins_chlamydia and couldn't help but wonder what the heck caused a seagull to seek out a penguin for loving... and secondly, where did the seagull pick it up from?
about the penguin who was driving across country when his car broke down. Fortunately, he was able to make it to a gas station in a small town. He asked the local mechanic how long it would take to diagnose and fix the problem. The mechanic indicated that it would be about an hour and suggested that the penguin go down the street to the local restaurant and get something to eat while he waited. The penguin did so. At the restaurant, the penguin ordered a bowl of vanilla ice cream. Naturally, he couldn't use a spoon, so he just flicked at it with his flippers getting almost as much ice cream all over himself as he was able to ingest. He returned to the garage at the appointed time and inquired if the mechanic found the problem. The mechanic responded, "Well Pardner, you blew a seal!" The penguin got immediately flustered and responded, "NO wait, it is only vanilla ice cream all over my face, really!"
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