think we could use a little more levity on this board of late so I offer the following:

Why are some nurses not especially good at giving oral sex?






Too often they wait for the swelling to go down!

Woman goes into the drug store.

"Where is the pharmacist?"

"He's right over there."

Goes over and says she wants to buy some arsenic.

"For what purpose?" asks the pharmacist.

"To poison my husband."

"I can't sell you arsenic for that purpose."

She pulls a photo from her purse, showing her husband and the pharmacist's wife in a compromising position and hands it to him.

"Well, why didn't you tell me you had a prescription!"