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Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with the expensive double-pane energy efficient kind. Today I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

 
Hellooooo! Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean I am automatically stupid. I told him just what his fast talking sales guy told me last year. He said in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Hellooooo! It's been a year I told him!

 
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He never called back. I guess I won that stupid argument. I bet he felt like an idiot.

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IwantCandy1481 reads

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meat thermometer1405 reads

That jokes been sent around for a few years now. Lets try to cut down on reposting old hat and try posting new original stuff. Like stuff having to do with the biz.

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AZ Misty1102 reads

Hey Meat,
What's wrong with a little humor, whether it is new or old.  Every good presentation is even told to grab the attention of the audience and even with a little joke.

Lighten up please.  It can't all be work and no play...it makes for dull boys and girls.

AND why hide behind an alias????



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SwedishAnna1837 reads

why get all bent out of shape for someone who tries to make other people laugh?

Let's just have fun, because that is what it is all about at the end of the day with raising gas and food prices and everything else going on.

I have some good blonde jokes too, one that I heard in Key West a few weeks ago from a bartender. Ciara and I was laughing so hard at that one and with her jokes as well I got a tummy ache. And since I have a hard time remembering jokes I had to write it down and Ciara and everybody around me was laughing at me because I was acting so 'blonde' and couldn't remember a simple joke...hahaha.

Have a wonderful day all of you!!!

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CiaraPhx1590 reads

Okay, some I made up. Read them and weep:

1) What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up.

2) Who dies in a parachuting accident first - the blonde or the brunette?  The blonde because she has to ask for directions on the way down.

3) How do you drown a blonde (two ways)? 1) Put scratch and sniff on the bottom of the tub; 2) Attach a mirror to the bottom of the tub.

4) A blonde dies and goes to Heaven. St Peter meets her at the gate. He's thinking to himself, "Oh, no! Not another blonde!" He says, "Okay, there's only one question you need to answer to get into Heaven, okay?" She responds, "Okay (shaking her head back and forth)". St. Peter asks, "Who is the man in charge up here? Give me his name." She replys, "Andy."  He says, "What? Why Andy?" She answers him back saying, "Well, I remember in Catholic school we used to sing, 'And-he walks with me And-he talks with me."  Silly, but cute.

5) How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. How can they screw in a lightbulb when they have no lights on at home? Rhetorical or what? :)

6) Sick Helen Keller jokes: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They rearranged the furniture. How did she burn herself? Trying to read the waffle iron. How did she drive? One hand on the steering wheel - one hand on the road.

7) Sick racists jokes (yea, I've got a bunch of nationalities in my family so don't get your panties in a wad. I've had a Mexican grandfather, Sicilian cousins, Irish cousins, French cousins. I could go on and on):

What did the Polish guy do with his first 50-cent piece?  He married her.
Why do Mexicans drive such low-rider vehicles? So they can drive and pick lettuce at the same time. Why do they have such small steering wheels? It makes it easier to drive with handcuffs on. What happened to the Italian guy when the Irish guy told him a joke? He shot him. Of course, the Irish guy was too drunk to notice.

I wish I knew a Native-American joke (since my dad is Native-American). Anyone know any French or Dutch jokes -- another part of my heritage?

So, sue me. :)

Hugs,
Ciara









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Cheyenna1213 reads

Good ones, Ciara! Thanks. I am Italian, Apache, Cherokee and a little bit Dutch but I don't know many jokes... HOWEVER, ACHMED does!!! lol

Related Link: Achmed

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AZ Terri1114 reads

Thanks 85003 for the post, and don't listen to the peanut gallery!!!! who care who's heard it before some of us haven't....I enjoyed
xoxoxo
Terri

-- Modified on 5/17/2008 10:32:37 PM

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Alter_Ana1960 reads

they should be flipped when they are just using the alias to make negative snide remarks..

anyway i have never seen the joke before and i appreciated it and i would appreciate reading more 'old hat' stuff like that.

excuse you

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followme1632 reads

Is the one to criticize.

So the joke has been around for a
few years..SO WHAT.

Maybe many of us never heard it

Maybe some of us older folks heard it and forgot it .

I think it is a good one.

Thank you
2008=27

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Cheyenna1471 reads

Sometimes maybe we just have a bad day and need a laugh! It certainly beats the drama. Well, until an ALIAS posted something kinda crabby.

SOmetimes laughter helps when you';re crabby... other times MIDOL is the key. I prefer both. LMAO and SEX and a lot of it...

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tt850031234 reads

And thank you all for your comments.

Now I got one about KIDS COMMENTS that had me laughing my ass off.
Want me to post it.


-- Modified on 5/20/2008 12:44:34 PM

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