I would spend the first 8 hours playing with myself and reinacting every cliche movie scene known to man that delt with a dick in something weird... starting with an apple pie. I would then pee freely everywhere standing up, hell I'd probably drive up north just to pee in the snow.
.... I'd spend that day how i spend many days out of the week .... having sex lol (client instead of the provider)..... i'd love to get a blowjob and I don't mean the drink lol.
I would need the drink before the real thing, I would be timid to stick my dick in a hole where teeth are involved lol
Posted By: TrulyMsMocha
.... I'd spend that day how i spend many days out of the week .... having sex lol (client instead of the provider)..... i'd love to get a blowjob and I don't mean the drink lol.
if i had a penis for a day... I would pee on trees all day long...write my name in snow...and attempt to suck my own dick because if i had one it'd be fucking HUGE....
Having my way with all the many different, beautiful ladies that I cross paths with. I would definitely want to piss my name on a wall (classy, I know LOL). & last but not least, I would love to try & hit on a girl in Scottsdale & see if the rumors are all true.
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