Looks like the strip club Christie's in Glendale is closed.  Too bad it was perfect for hobos as it was right on the heavy rail line.  Just hop off the train get your two drink minimum maybe a lap dance or two and then no need to drive just hop on the heavy rail again, maybe all the way west to El Paso.

Head "west" to El Paso???

It was on Grand Avenue on the regular train network which goes all the way East probably to New Orleans and also through El Paso.

So basically hobos could jump off the train, go to Christie's and then get back on the train when it came around again.  Except now it is close.

I was unaware that the types of hobos that jump on and off of moving freight trains, so they can get from Arizona to New Orleans also had the kind of spending money that is required to patronize a place like Christie's.  How about that, I learned something new today.

...and the hobo is only out about $70. That's just pocket change to a typical hobo. Personally, I'd hike over to the nearest grocery store and get a litre of cheap vodka for $12 but I'm just kind of a cheapskate that way.  

No the savvy hobo will merely go to the bar and get two waters and carry them to his table.  Or maybe then swipe one of his waters with a drink glass of someone who left.  That way the two drink minimum is avoided.  Then do not order lap dances as they are a waste of money.  Also he probably most likely will have a free entry coupon from the New Times or a website for the club to get in free also..

...the point of requiring a 2 drink minimum is to ensure that a patron spends a minimum amount of money so that just any old hobo can't walk in off the street and enjoy watching naked ladies for free. You're just making shit up to fit your absurd original assertion. I don't think you understand how the two drink minimum is enforced; it's normally an upfront fee you pay at the door in order for them to let you in. I agree that clever hobos will use their laptop computers to access the club's website and print a free entry coupon on their portable Bluetooth printers. Most hobos I know are very computer literate that way.    

You're really contradicting yourself now about speculating how hobos likely stop into Gentlemen Hobo Clubs and get a lap dance or two. Do they or don't they? Lap dances are not a waste of money; never once have I regretted paying a nearly naked dancer to rub and grind herself all over me. The sexier and more teasing they are the more money they skillfully milk from me and I love it! You seem to have a lot of insight of how to chince at a Gentleman's Club. I bet you're the type of guy who liberally uses the Men's room attendant's breath freshener and cologne without leaving him a modest tip, aren't ya.  

Seriously tho, thanks for the PSA about the closing of Christie's. I'm considering opening another Gentlemen's Club at this site in order to capitalize on the underserved Gentleman Hobo strip club market. I think I'll call it House of Boobs (HoBo) and provide free WiFi for the hobos' smartphone access.  

I'm convinced now that, with all your silly paranoid posts and bizarre other stuff, you're just fucking with us cuz no one could be as brain damaged as you're portraying yourself to be.  

Hobby on, Wayne!