I thought it would be fun to answer some misconceived notions about providers and hobbyists.

For Men:

1)  We don't always see a client a day, and if we
   do, we shower inbetween. If you think
   that we don't, then stay away because that
   is just plain gross. I know I wash my
   little kitten very well (inside and out).

2)  Yes!  We like our men to be clean, to include
   the crack of your ass. Oh, yes, clean your
   teeth too and take a breath mint if you
   expect to be kissed intimately.

3)  If you want the boys paid more attention,
   then shave them or clip the hair way back so
   so we don't end up flossing our teeth with
   your pubs -- ooh!

4)  Not every provider gives a massage before
   doing the nasty with you, although I like to
   start out with one.

5)  Stop talking about the clock-watching thing.
   I know I'm not a clock-watcher, but don't
   book an hour with me and expect three,
   unless I actually ask you to stay longer.
   This is a serious business and we ladies
   like to think you take us seriously
   (even if you don't). Wink! The average is
   usually only 15 minutes to 30 minutes over
   before we get annoyed.  

6)  Don't stick your tongue all the way down
   our throats. We're not a 7-eleven slurpie.
   Most of us like romantic kisses but give us
   some time to come up for air, unless we are
   licensed in scuba.

7)  A tattoo does not mean we are wild and dirty
   chicks, nor do piercings. Perhaps it's just
   a statement for us or we got drunk when we
   were in the military -- like you guys do.

8)  If you book with us at the last minute and
   we are doing incall, don't expect lunch or
   your favorite drink. Perhaps we haven't been
   to the grocery store in four days. Wink!

9)  Tell us if you don't want us to wear perfume
   before the date. We usually think you're
   going to shower afterward. We don't know
   if you're going home to the wife or to a
   fourth date of the night. Wink! Actually, I
   try to always ask my clients this beforehand.

10) Although we find it helpful at times, please
   don't tell us how to run our business. If
   you don't like our martketing strategies,
   then calmly tell us about a website you saw
   that you found fascinating or forget it.

11) Never, ever talk about another provider when
   you're with us. We respect your privacy as
   much as you should respect our's. This is a
   big turn-off. If a provider starts
   talking about another provider, end the
   conversation immediately. Inevitably, gossip
   always gets back to that person. It's hurtful
   and often inaccurate.

For women:

1)  Stop getting jealous if one gentlemen who
   has been your main client decides to see
   another provider. We're not hobbyists'
   girlfriends. If so, then give him the
   ring back. Wink! They're in this for the
   diversity. That's just plain silly.

2)  Don't gossip about clients or other providers
   during a session. That means you obviously
   have low self esteem.

3)  Don't talk about past boyfriends or how your
   ex-husband is a "bastard." They really don't
   want to know.

4)  Try to always be professional yet caring.

5)  Be in a good mood or learn how to fake it
   really well. The best thing is not to take
   appointments if you're depressed, have
   cramps, a headache or anything that a
   long-term spouse would say. Tee-he! Wink!

6)  Always make sure you're freshly-showered and
   teeth brushed. I always gargle, too, and/or
   take breath mints right before the client
   walks through the door or vice versus.

7)  Gage your talking. If you get the hint that
   he wants to move forward to fun in the bun
   then go for it. If in doubt, ask.

8)  If you think the guy's not hitting your
   G-spot and you think he really cares, then
   tell him. The majority like to please us,
   too. The one thing men hate is the silent
   treatment or for us to assume they know what
   you like.

9)  Offer a warm, wet towel afterward. I usually
   like to clean someone off but am always
   careful to ask because it could be sensitive
   and they might want to do it themselves.

10) Keep enough condoms, oils, breath mints,
   drinks, whatever, on the nightstand so it
   isn't awkward trying to jump up in the middle
   of an intimate session to run and find those
   things.

11) Find something nice about everyone you see
   and compliment, but be honest.

Hugs,
Ciara