A businessman gets on an elevator. There's already a blonde inside. She
greets him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."

He smiles at her and replies, "S-H-I-T."

She looks puzzled and repeats more slowly, "T-G-I-F."

He again answers, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde is trying to keep it friendly, so she smiles her biggest smile,
and says as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."

The man smiles back to her and once again says, "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decides to explain. "'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank
Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?"

The man answers, "And 'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, its Thursday.'"

Thought we could use some humor to lighten the tragic news of late.  

From a blonde,
Misty

I agree. Humor will lighten the tragic news.

I have a grown daughter who is a blond and who collects blond jokes.  I will relay this one to her. I hope she hasn't heard it.

Also, if you are interested, I've included another blond joke in a post dated 8/28/06 in the "What exzctly are you paying for" thread. The thread is dated 8/26/06, I believe.

Give it a read, and let me know what you think.

PEACE AND LOVE,

Sheika Fatima

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