Kinda makes you wonder whether or not those Ivy League degrees are worth the paper they're printed on, doesn't it?

Not really that opinioned, Meg!

the CDC has amended its earlier warning.  This diseas is in now known to come a number of variaties.  The variaty descibed in the original warning, now simply known as "W", is the most powerful and dangerous version of the desease.  Fortunately, it now has been proved to be limited to two 4 year cycles, and disappears after 8 years, though there will be scars that will last for years to come.

Unfortunately, other, less powerfull variaties, that re-occur every two and six years, have also been identified, and care must be taken by all.

They're worth every penny.  How else could you explain so many successful and powerful people that can't find their ass with both hands?  It's better than a get out of jail free card, and the diploma is accepted almost everywhere.

The CDC has also identified the following threats in the DC area....

Acquired Intelligence  Deficiency Syndrome
Slerpies (you get on your ass from PAC and  lobbyists)
Condymoney Accumulata

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