Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to
a lady standing
at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air
and tells her that
her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore,
takes her
complaint to a supervisor in the personnel
department and asks to file
a
sexual
harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks,
"What's
sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you
your hair smells
nice?"
The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."

Midgets are just the right height for specific womanly needs

And Manae my darlin you are all woman.  Glad you are among us.

...for sure.  I haven't been this happy is such a long time.

I LOVE PHOENIX AND EVERYONE IN IT!!!!

...I haven't been this happy in so long.

I LOVE PHOENIX AND EVERYONE IN IT!!!!!