Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to
a lady standing
at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air
and tells her that
her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore,
takes her
complaint to a supervisor in the personnel
department and asks to file
a
sexual
harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks,
"What's
sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you
your hair smells
nice?"
The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."