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azvictoria992 reads

This is a multiple hour appointment and soon into it you are turned off by the hygiene of the other person, you have waited for this appointment for some time as this traveling provider only comes to town twice a year and books up quickly.

Not wanting to be labeled a "difficult" person, you casually suggest that you both take a shower together but the offer is declined so that her hair is not ruined or make up has to be redone.  Slightly frustrated but still determined to make this a great appointment, what is your next move?

Ladies, any advice for handling a difficult situation like this for either offending sex?

Guys, what do you do when the clue phone is ringing but she just won't answer the damm thing?


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azvictoria622 reads

thought we might  use it here  loved the line about the clue phone ringing  without an answer LOL.

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baileym365643 reads

Fuck that shit, I would be labled the "difficult" person and say...... stink butt the shower is right through there, get after it and use my strawberry body wash.

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trinity morgana696 reads

I have a shower ready for them when they arrive and its there for them when they leave
A clean part is a tasty part. ;)  nuff said

Posted By: azvictoria
This is a multiple hour appointment and soon into it you are turned off by the hygiene of the other person, you have waited for this appointment for some time as this traveling provider only comes to town twice a year and books up quickly.

Not wanting to be labeled a "difficult" person, you casually suggest that you both take a shower together but the offer is declined so that her hair is not ruined or make up has to be redone.  Slightly frustrated but still determined to make this a great appointment, what is your next move?

Ladies, any advice for handling a difficult situation like this for either offending sex?

Guys, what do you do when the clue phone is ringing but she just won't answer the damm thing?


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TrulyMsMocha369 reads

.... I don't get why it's so hard for people to use SOAP+WATER+SPONGE/WASHCLOTH/SHOWE GLOVES to clean up before a date. It's like common sense which apparently too many people lack.

If they don't want to wash up after you hint or flat out ask them nicely then send them packing (if a lady has come for an outcall or a client has come for an incall).  Personally, I'm sweeter than a bag of sugar (at least I tell myself that lol) but I HATE to have to repeat myself to an adult esp when it's such a simple request. There's no arguing. Wash up thoroughly or go and i'm not doing it for you (unless beforehand you've suggested you want an erotic shower together but that's something else).

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sedatem966 reads

Even if I just showered before coming over for the incall appt, if the lady asks me to take a shower, I jump in and clean up quick. There is nothing more of a turn off than BO!

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arizbob555 reads

A provider I'd tell the guy to take a shower, your are not going to hurt our one feeling. It's not like we have not hear worse at work or a game. He' ll be more embarrassed than anything and you will get some major butt kissing. And if he doesn't come back are you really going to be upset?

If I was a hobbyist I would get keep my big mouth shut. There is no way it would come out positive for the guy.

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vince59502 reads

Is there really that many guys that are that stupid about personal hygene? C'mon, All it takes is a shower, shave pube area and face, Brush and floss teeth. Gargle with mouthwash. Clip your toenails. Use a little Aramis and Put on some clean clothes bout an hour before your appointment. There you go. Squeeky clean.  a breath mint or gum in your mouth on the way to the appointment.

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azvictoria1173 reads

wish all men  were as considerate as you !

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vince59967 reads

Thanks. And I might add that the ladies I have seen have been very clean and fresh smelling . Only one time I did notice a little bad breath from a provider but was because she had eaten a cheeseburger with onions and I didn't have onions. That was ok still didn't stop me from Kissing her. I have seen a couple ladies that had just got out of the shower and their hair was wet. I am not a fan of wet hair. I really enjoy feeling and mildly tugging on beautiful silky hair.

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TrulyMsMocha719 reads

.... what do to do before a date etiquette common sense is lot on a lot grown men. But more and more horror stories from the guys  it's lost on a lot of women too.

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LoofaYourAssPlease655 reads

You certainty can tell a woman if you are polite. They aren't cocky and too proud to listen. Its the men who would be likely to overreact. Dont be so dramatic about it going sour if you tell a woman.

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azvictoria806 reads

true  story was on tour  and the guy looked clean.... golfer type not bad looking arounf 45ish  and after we had our date he got up to use the restroom to clean up and when I looked at the bed he had left a 12inch skid mark  on my clean sheets ,,, I was moritfied  I said nothing I was embrassed for him  but stripped that bed so fast and when I came back to town he called and wanted another date and of course I was booked  never again would I see him......as for women  you can self check yourself  do the finger test and even taste test on yourself .....sometimes  you can get a bacterial infection  that throws off you PH down there  and it smell like fish a week on meds and it go's away......rule of thumb if you can smell yourself so can others  on breath issues  some people have cronic halitosis and there is nothing they can do  I know a guy who left a wonderful lady because of it nothing worked  to fix it ......poor thing he really did love her but could not deal with it.....also if you are on your period  men can taste the iron   so just do not work or make sure yiyou douch right before date and use precautions so there is no tell tail signs  not even a hint of smell.......the road go;s both ways

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arizbob859 reads

Goes both ways I guess.

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azvictoria628 reads

I agree funny ones are cool  its the hateful mean spirited ones people hide behind that we dislike  they are cowards

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LoofaYourAssPlease684 reads

would miss that. Touchy defensiveness can show insecurity or inflated self importance too. Just saying.

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arizbob1135 reads

nerve, shows up on my reviews too often.

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Holly Berry1333 reads

At the end of the day, you both have the same goal in mind (of course to have an amazingly mind blowing date) and fortunately, hygiene is a key component in that.

Route 1. You give her every endless solution to her posed "problems" so she can't say no (she can always touch herself up again)
Or
Route number 2. Be honest, & be blunt...that way, there's no room for misinterpretation. You can get away with practically anything, as long as humor is involved. ;)


Same goes for both genders, I'd say.

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ki.wan384 reads

When I was young, my wise older cousin once told me to always do a finger test prior to going down south. Stick your finger in her, smell it and make sure it's fresh prior to diving in. So I have been trained to avoid stinky muffins and nothing turns me off more than a fishy tuna. I figure, it is also true for the ladies. Who wants to be next to a guy with sweaty balls and cheesy breath. I will swear that I will never be offended by any ladies who asks me to take a shower or get my teeth cleaned. Yo, I am down with flossing!

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