it will take a bit more wrapping than it would have before I opened your post

Dear Santa,
                I have been really good this year. Please can I have one of these packages wrapped under my tree this year when I get back from vacation. I will understand if you dont since I am going to Hawaii, Michigan and Wisconsin this Xmas season.

Do you guys really think you've been good all year and Santa would put me under your tree? I guess it could happen, of course after he had his way with me first lol