I want to talk to you about Harmony today.  No, my spangled, space-aged challenged shack up, I was not referring to the kind of harmonic synchronic bellows belted out by a barbershop quartet.  Harmony is the "utility hub" of the International Space Station.  The device contains four racks, none as succulent and squeezable as mine, that provide electrical power and act as the central connecting point for several other components.  Harmony will be connected to the forward hatch of the primary laboratory for U.S. payloads.  But you sexy space explorers of salacious spaces already know how to connect to a forward hatch to deliver your payload. LOL  

Do not be so modest, Buck Rogers.  I have seen your cylindrical, cyclopean coupling.  Your shaft coupling is every inch as awesome as the robotic arm on the space shuttle Discovery.

The International Space Station is assembled in sections that form an orbiting pipe.  Yes, my darlings, I know you have a pipe that moves in a circular motion, but do not get lost in space.  I need you to stay on course.  Anyway, I think that metallic marvel must be like a sex toy for astronauts.  It must have a stronger pull on orbiting guys and dolls than gravity.

While we are on the subject of cylindrical sex toys, did you hear about the horny woman who ordered a sleek, red dildo from a mail order catalog?  The company sent her a letter that asked her to make a different selection, because the harlot mistakenly ordered a fire extinguisher. LOL

Where was I?  I remember.  Harmony will be positioned by the space shuttle's robotic arm.  The mechanical shaft is operated from the deck behind the cockpit (I could have guessed), by manually manipulating a control stick.  And you thought I was joking about space-aged hardware being similar to sex toys. LOL

Astronauts will make a space walk to position and connect Harmony.  I have to tell you that you cannot walk in my space.  It can take a reasonably sized space probe with no problem, but there is no room for you to stand up.  You cannot even crawl... LOL

Let me get to the point.  Harmony is the perfect name for a module designed to improve communication and unity in space.  The same applies when exploring my space.  Good communication ensures successful coupling and a pleasurable flight.  Now stop manual manipulation of your stick on the flight deck and move to the cockpit. LOL

Major Tom you're circuits dead!

As I posted on the P&R board... too much cleverness and the message is lost....!  me... I just come right out and say - Wanna?!

There is no hidden message.  I just put a humorous and sexy spin on current events that interest me.  Have a great day

Well written, dear lady. Puts me in the mood for enjoying a close up view of a moon!