A judge has to convict two drug addicts but it is late on a friday and he can’t be bothered. So he says to them ’listen guys i can’t be arsed so if you come back on monday having got some other people off drugs ill let you off.’ The two drug addicts nod and leave.
On monday the judge asks the first guy ’how many people did you get off drugs’ and the guy says ’4 sir’ the judge asks him how and the guy replies ’i drew 2circles, one was massive and the other was small, i pointed at the big one and said this is the size of your brain before you get on drugs and then i pointed to the small circle and said this is the size of your brain after you’ve taken drugs’ the judge is very impressed and says ’very well i will let you leave without punishment.’
He then turns to the second guy and asks him how many people he got off drugs ’2542’ replies the guy. The judge asks him how. ’Oh it was very simple’ he replies ’i used the circle method too only i pointed to the tiny circle and said this is the size of your arsehole before you go to prison...’