rule 1: dress well
rule 2: practice good hygiene
rule 3: Have a fun business ie. Photography
rule 4: tell her "I can make you MORE money"
rule 5: offer her a "perfect review"
rule 6: go with the flow, let her work her magic.
rule 7: which is just as important as #1, Never negotiate the fee or the length of time.


Follow these rules and you can have fun like moi.

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Skip 4 and 5.  I want to have fun and connect, so I don't want to bring a power imbalance to the situation.  I thing 7 hints at this same attitude, anyway.

#2 and treat her like a GFE, the rest is BS

You have very quickly proven yourself on this board to be utterly offensive and, to be honest, you just sound STUPID. Let me clue your pea brain in on something. Providers don't care about pick up lines! Nobody is trying to date you! You have this attitude like we don't have any intelligence, and if ANYTHING you have said is true, the two providers you have seen DON'T have any and you might want to take that into consideration before you find yourself in some trouble for dealing with dumb girls. On the other hand, if you are lying or delusional, which is what I suspect, YOU are the dumb one.

well said.  I think the paucity of responses to his post, and those who have disagreeing,  despite a high number of reads indicates that most aren't giving any credence.

I give you big props for i feel you expressed the feelings of most all of the members of this boards.

Well said Macy.  This guy is quite clearly just another shill.  Thirsty....does anyone else here sense a TYJ in the works with Mr. "lovescompany"?

Looking into it. I left this thread up so you could have some fun.

thirsty

eithier way the idiot needs to be dismissed....

you dont agree with 2 ?

what does TYJ stand for ?

Take Your Java ?

Huh ?  whats wrong with the post ?

I was just posting something different ?

The general discussion board has a topic about taking photos with the ladies. Go read it, then form your opinion

I'm still laughing my arse off at your pea brain comment. Nicely done

For the record, I have been occasionally going off with a bad attitude on this board for almost a year and a half and FINALLY people agreed with me! haha.

It's the Christmas season! everyones jolly!

Good personal hygiene is a key to success in ANY interpersonal relationship, not just this hobby.  You don't need to be Dale Carnegie to figure that out...  And please don't try to pass off something out of the FAQ for Newbies Forum as an original idea.

Speaking of trite ideas, I can see every single well-reviewed provider I've ever seen rolling their eyes if I tried your "Let me take your picture and make you a star" line on them -- what do you say to a woman with professional photos?

What a moron...