KEEPING MY MOUTH A SAFE PLACE FOR YOUR LOVE...If you have donated blood with American Red Cross, you can register with their website www.givelife.org and print out your history directly from their site. Bring this printout for a special rate and the appreciation you deserve!

Blood donation and mongering don't mix, period.  Here is what the Red Cross says (particulary 3 & 4):

You should not give blood [snip] if you have done something that puts you at risk for becoming infected with HIV.

You are at risk for getting infected if you:

   * have ever used needles to take drugs, steroids, or anything not prescribed by your doctor
   * are a male who has had sexual contact with another male, even once, since 1977
   * have ever taken money, drugs or other payment for sex since 1977
   * have had sexual contact in the past 12 months with anyone described above
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I would like to politely as you to go...

FUCK YOURSELF and your 36" limit!

you are kidding...

Calm down, man.  Why the animosity?  Just accept the fact that she won't see people over a certain size.  It's not as if there aren't any other ladies out there who will see you.

As a black guy, I've come across a number of providers who I would love to have seen, but won't have the chance to because of the color of my skin.  But I don't get upset about it...I accept it and move on.  So why don't you?

Instead of being so rude and disrespectful, you should channel some of that bitterness into a diet and a gym membership.  Maybe you'll meet her criteria in a few months...

I have certain criteria in a provider I prefer to see, can't they have some preferences as well?

I hate burst your bubble but a very large number of people donate blood because it's tested for the HIV virus for free. Working girls usually don't have medical insurance and it's estimated that 25% of "pros" carry that virus in the city of Philadelphia.