I don't tend to re-read posts, but you guys can be pretty funny.  I mean, the stuff this week was hilarious and certainly not mean spirited.  the ladies get off some funny lines as well.  However, overall, the guys seem sharper, have more wit, and quicker to the punchline.  The women seem to get emotional at some point and start stuttering and yell "WELL YOU HAVE A 3INCH DICK".  Now, hearing that in real life would kinda hurt from a gal.  But in the hobby, all posters in their anonymity have a python in the pants.  In addition, when a provider asks why your organ is so small, naturally, the hobbyist can always respond that he's playing in a cathedral.  All in all though, while not as smart as the guys, the gals are fun too.

So that's all to say thanks for the laughs this week.  This board works.  i mean, bigdoggie philly?  It still has not been put down yet and thats sad.  A bunch of one post lines, no responses.  

And BGFE, now that's the ridiculous board.  It is part "Dateline:To catch a fake provider" and part "LAw & Oder: Special Is she real unit".  It is so STUPID.  2 of every 5 posts seem to be: I think she is fake.  You would think that the $150 to $300 that they are spending is the kids tuition or the milk money.  I mean, check it out, if its B&S, inaccurate, or you change you're mind, then leave (providers change their mind all the time).  But stop acting like FBI agents in the search of legitimate poon.  Here, i'll give you the $150, just stop whining, proudly talking about your investigation, and please, SHUT UP.

the third POST is: "Damn, man, do your research, god you're stupid" or  " don't you know where the search button is, you a poser, not a real hobbyist".  i guess its what happens when the folks that believe its a vocation and not a hobby take control(look man, let me school you, you got to budget: rent, car note, food, hobby, otherwise, you a poser).

And the fourth is: JACKPOT- the actual provider.  And then, invariable, JACKPOT gives way to the cloud of dust resulting from the herding stampede of vocationists/hobbyists to see that provider.

That leaves the fifth post, which is a bunch of guys complaining about JACKPOT: She doesn't answer the phone; she seemed tired, maybe its YMMV.  Ironically, it is lost on the knuckleheads that she is tired and not answering the phone because 30 knuckleheads all called her the day after reading the JACKPOT post.

And worst of all about BGFE is the ADMIN AKA The ultimate DICKHEAD.  Big doggie, when it had a pulse, would let threads develop, just stay aware from words like C--- and wh---.  The admin was great.  TER admin is similar, they let it flow, but do respond, sometimes to organized petitions as, i guess, they feel the should.  

But the BGFE ADMIN?  Now he is one DUMB fuck that has confused that he has the ABILITY to stop threads/kick off members with the fact that he has poor JUDGEMENT  in employing this ability.  So, he comes in with, "I'll allow this" " I won't allow that line", as if having the delete button masks his utter stupidity in logic.  Here's something to ponder Mr. BGFE Admin man: FUCK YOU and your vocationists circle jerk where fake provider investigations and " I'm no poser, I'm the real deal hobbyist" sentiments rules.  The mods on that BGFE have awaken a little, and that's quite nice.

uh...JMHO