Has anyone given Amber a 2nd chance. I saw her once, and would like to give her another try cause she is just my type, I'd even pay extra for better service. Any new info on her would be appreciated.

With almost 2 full pages of reviews with average performance of 6.6 she isn't anything to write home about especially at $$$$hr

http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?ID=94866&page=1#Review

She definitely was better the 2nd and 3rd time, even though I enjoyed my first time also.  She's a lot less plastic and more attractive than the ones that are a little over the top.

How bout a review?

duh, I meant from misterday

Why waste your time & money. Stay home & wack off to pictures of Reese Witherspoon.

I guess when I get a chance i'll write a review.  Though I'm not sure if I would offer anything new than what's been said in her other reviews.  For all you GFE hounds, meaning you want the provider to act like a porn star or get real freaky, then Amber will not be for you.  As for me, I find that freaky, porn star attitude of Macy (her email is macythefreek)and others a big turn off.  In fact, I don't even like porn for that matter.  I prefer the girl at the bar, neighborhood, or bookstore attitude with the ease of paying and no dinners etc.  Amber's down to earth, conservative compared to some of the actions that get high praise around here.  Thats what I prefer.  I'm sorry, I don't want anyone spitting on my dick.  I don't want her looking back saying " yeah fuck me big guy, fuck this pussy good".  Lovely little Carli from cali, stuck her pussy in my face, starts rubbing it, and I told her to put it away.  Nicely I told her.  Is that really exciting?  Don't like it on video and wouldn't like it in my room.  On a couple of occasions I had to tell the provider to cool out.  

Ok, maybe I'd take the cool, calm, and collected Seka/Chambers type.

While I'm at it, I also don't get the "the more she does the higher the praise" nonsense.  I've had some sensual erotic ones that, rules and all, were far more pleasing than the "let it all hang out types".  Hell, I've had covered non-kissers do far more for me than bbbj, dfk queens.

Oh yeah, back to Amber.  Sweet girl.  And yes, for the record, SHE SHOULD BE CHARGING $$.

No GFE does not mean you want her to act like a porn star, you want her to act like she's your girlfriend! That's why its called "Girl Friend Experience" get it GFE!  PSE means "Porn Star Experience".  Amber does neither!

What on Earth do I have to do with the topic here? Misterday, you are delusional. People don't care if you like me or not. I have never advertised my services as PSE either. What does an e-mail address have to do with ANYTHING? For what it's worth, my reviews seem to be ALOT BETTER than hers. Get over your issues already!

It often appears that bbbj is thought to be better than CBJ by the professional hobbyists around.  And then you have the macythefreeks who seem to believe that class is only something in a school building.  All I'm saying is that Amber is a treat if you don't like the nasty, freaky type where you are playing russian roulette with chlamydia, herpes, gonorrhea, and syphilis.  And bare back bj, anal, and nasty talk don't mean a better experience.  A relaxed, safe woman can provide as good, if not better, experience.  So what that Amber doesn't kiss you and Macy does?  MAcy has a lot of junk in her back trunk, and Amber is far, far prettier with a FLAWLESS body.  Can any one in their right mind choose MAcy over the gorgeous Amber?  Don't think so.  Just being objective here and providing a summary based on what is accessible to all about MAcy and Amber.

Again, you really know how to pick 'em misterday! LMAO

OK, so you don't like Macy.Now..... are you really going to try to make a case for seeing a woman who's is performance is mediocre at best. I am sure she is a nice girl but 15 reviews and the best she has ever been given is a 7 speaks volumes. http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=94866  There are many well reviewed providers that don't do BBBJ and consistently get much higher ratings.  Ashlan Lake is a cbj only http://www.apresvous.com/details.asp?FirstName=Ashlan and she has pages of reviews with 8's 9's and 10's
http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?ID=46723&page=2#Review


Your  credibility   drops with every post you make.

I guess the other 50+ gentlemen that have seen Macy and gave her a 8.5 in looks and 8.89 in performance  are mistaking ...... You are right and everybody else is wrong.

Misterday,
You stated....
I quote
"She definitely was better the 2nd and 3rd time, even though I enjoyed my first time also.  She's a lot less plastic and more attractive than the ones that are a little over the top."

Then in your next post you state "SHE SHOULD BE CHARGING $$"



What kind of IDIOT sees a girl 3 times when he thinks she is only worth half of what he is paying her?  



I don't know about the other gentlemen here but I would never see a woman a second time if I didn't think she was worth her rate and surly wouldn't see her a third.


The word for today boys and girls is ......... Bullshit!!

Padawan, the fact that almost ALL of then SHOULD be $$ smacks up against the reality that they charge MORE than $$.  And, the $$ girls should be charging a $.  Hell, Compacts are pennies now and music artists should be selling them for 6 bucks, but they charge 18.  Does that mean I should never buy another CD?  Does that mean I have never enjoyed one at 18 bucks and still realize that its worth 6 bucks.  God you can't be that stupid.  Think before you write or you just look stupid.  I had great times with Amber, and what I consider her overpriced amount is a reflection of the actions of dolts like you and professional hobbyists like christoBRAT.  Thats why the providers are overpriced.

Macy, one, what you have to do with this is that you provide and a significant reason for this board is discussing providers.  If you don't want to be discussed, then you shouldn't have started providing. I needed a comparison to Amber, the classy type, with the freaky, nasty, trashy, anal/bbbj providing type, which you seem to do quite well.  Comparison posts are not written for your comment, so shut up and provide.

Last,  I did not pay $$$$ for Amber and she doesn't charge $$$$.  Check with the reviewers before you make inaccurate statements.

You were never on the debate team were you misterday?????????

You're a mean one, Misterday.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Misterday.


You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.


You're a monster, Misterday.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Misterday.


I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.


You're a vile one, Misterday.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Misterday.


Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.


You're a foul one, Misterday.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Misterday.


The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."


You're a rotter, Misterday.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Misterday.


Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.


You nauseate me, Misterday.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Misterday


You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce.

Misterday, what type of person is it exactly you want to see? A provider or a nun? You seem to confuse sexual excitement with perversion, alluding to the fact there's something WRONG with BBBJ, DATY, sexual conversation. Why do you think we're on here?

And leave Macy out of it. We all know her unique personality and I cherish her for it.

Don't make this seem as if your VERY minority view is correct and that the vast majority of hobbyists out there are sick and twisted. I guess the poor reviews are all wrong, too.

I am not trying to make a case to see anyone.  Thank you.  I leave that to shills that get banned, start admin-writing campaigns, and get re-instated despite the shilling.  I simply responded to the posts asking about Amber and contrasted her with the reviews and posts I've read about the anal loving, bbbj doing, STD russian roulette Macy-type providers.  Thank you.  After all, this is a board about discussing providers, how they act and promote themselves, and risks.  And those are clearly two defined types from which I drew the contrast.

Amber is a fine enough provider for me and I could care less about who else sees her or doesn't.  I was just commenting that if you have expectations of the nasty, Macy-type, again based on reviews and posts, then Amber is not likely for you.

I am willing to do all but PSE and part of that. LOL, do you you think you're hurting my loyal slut fuckers? I don't think they give a FUCK about what you think while I eat the yummy stuff!

Macy my Dear, I have no desire to hurt you with your loyal slut fuckers, which is a wonderfully trashy way to say it.  The more of them you can see the better for you.  My comment on Ambler was to communicate that if a hobbyist goes to see her expecting a slutty, trashy, nasty, disgusting, anal loving, dick spitting, talk dirty, cum guzzling, fluid exchanging (including semen) with a thousand men, Macy-type provider, then they will be angry and disappointed.  Now isn't that kind of information what this board is about?  Now I could have chosen another slutty, trashy, nasty, disgusting, anal loving, dick spitting, talk dirty, cum guzzling, fluid exchanging (including semen) with a thousand men, Macy-type provider instead of you, but since you promote the hell out of a slutty, trashy, nasty, disgusting, anal loving, dick spitting, talk dirty, cum guzzling, fluid exchanging (including semen) with a thousand men, Macy-type behavior, it seemed natural to select you for the contrast.  I mean I drew the info from your posts and reviews.  What more do you want?

Sorry if I offended you.

A nun would be nice.  Almost had one once.  In any event, perhaps the continuum you offer should be nun-classy provider-benign provider-nasty,infectious provider.

Going to go on their date together.

You know what they say their is a thin line between love and hate.

One question for you though Misterday, if you don't like her then why do you keep talking about her?

That certainly won't happen.  And here are the top five list of why not.

Five: the STD test that I would require of Macy has not been invented yet.
Four: I like my women a little less, ummm, razorback-ish in body type.  
Three: I hear she's vocal and heifer whines do not appeal to me.
Two: She would be getting the better of the deal so I would have to charge her instead of the other way around
Five: She could never afford my rate.

Keep telling yourself that!

what are you TALKING about? The more you talk the crazier you prove you are. If you want to make people avoid me, lol, good luck, but you only promote my business and you don't even have anything to back up any statements. Where did you come up with this anal stuff? And, for that matter, do you think a provider who offers bbbj is limited to that and not willing to do cbj? That's only ever been requested once by the way, and the number is more like 3000.

You will be doing the entire Philadelphia board a favor. If you don't like her then ignore her posts.

This is my observation from the outside.

As my memory recalls Fuzzy moderated you about a month ago; it seems your back to your old ways again.

I hope you realize this.

 




-- Modified on 12/26/2007 4:38:08 PM

Why would I want people to avoid you Macy?  The better the business the better for all to choose.  If a guy chooses to be number 3001 to cum in your throat, thats their choice and God bless them.  You are certainly great at self promotion, and I enjoy helping promote your business.  It's just that filth, trash, and nastiness are not for me.  Good luck.

And the number ONE reason...

I couldn't stand the sight of you, much less the smell!

So you, like ChristoBRAT now speak for the entire board.  Where do you get such hubris?  Sorry Shaka, my comparison of Macy and Amber is a valid one.  And  that is a significant part of what this board is about.  If she calls herself Macythefreek, is it only those who like freakishness that are able to comment in reviews and comparisons?  If you want me moderated, you have to act like a christoBRAT and launch a thousand requests to Admin.  Because what I'm saying is legitimate.  I am not attacking or blasting Macy.  I am giving a hobbyist information.  

Thought it was not my intention, I was glad to run ChristoBRAT off the board, cuz he acts condescending, arrogant, and controlling. Though I'da preferred if he'd a stayed around, cause I was thoroughly enjoying kicking his ass everyday.  So becoming moderated at the request of an admin lettering campaign was worth it to see him gone.

Macy, on the other hand, wants to control her own PR, be a freak when she wants to and not when she doesn't.  i have no problem with that or her. I do, however, reserve the right to compare and contrast providers, what they do, what you can expect, and what they stand for.  And I do have a problem with professional hobbyists trying to control the board, shilling, and pushing groupthink on the quality and nature of provider reviews.  So keep it straight shaka.  Maybe you'll learn a thing or two.

I was just stating my opinion which I can within my 1st amendment rights; this is not even my home board.

I hardly ever post on this board and have no interest in "controlling" this board or anyone else.  

Also, keep in mind I defended you from an attack by you "pal" christophtrac on Thanksgiving Day.

I have nothing against anybody on this board    neither you, Macy,christophtrac, or anybody else.

All I was doing was stating my opinion and giving some advice.

Happy Holidays

Misterday, I haven't posted much lately because I've been listening to (well, reading) everyone else argue.  But I must say I like your literary style!  You have a Pulitzer Prize in your future!

http://www.pulitzer.org/

-- Modified on 12/26/2007 6:18:31 PM

Take your crap back to VIPbackchannel. Nobody gives a fuck about your snotty attitudes HERE. Normal people enjoy the hobby rather than constantly bitching and moaning about one single silly girl, as if I have any impact on your reality.

Macy, there you go again with that word normal.  Are you baiting Goya1?  I think she's daring you Goya1.

http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=32157&boardID=28&page=

No offense taken Shaka.  I certainly didn't intend, and still don't, to compare you to the professional hobbyists and others that use the royal "we" as in WE don't believe you until WE see otherwise.

Don't fly off the broom handle on me.  All I did was tell MrDay that I liked his writing.  I'm STILL allowed to say that!  Oh, and in case you don't remember, I like the hobby too.

You  really scare me...Talking about pathetic stalkers. Do you realize in the last 90 days you have posted 54 times and over 20times it is about me. Get a life looser!!! You are so delusional.   I quote you " I was glad to run ChristoBRAT off the board, cuz he acts condescending, arrogant, and controlling. "

Do me a favor sparky.... Show me a CONTROLLING post......I recall a post where your delusions implied that I was DEMANDING...lol it would be funny if your sickness wasn't so sad. I pity you. You spend the whole day thinking about ME and how much you don't like Macy. I don't like you I think you are an arrogant ASSHOLE but how many times have I posted your name in the last YEAR? You really need to get a fuckin grip on reality or better yet start taking your meds again.  




GET OFF OF MY DICK!!!!!! Mr. "Id rater pay 400hr for a girl with damn near all 7's in performance"......   What a fuggin JOKE.....

Talk to the hand ChristoBrat.  I would read you up and down with two snaps and tell ya bout yourself, but you'd run like a little beeeeeyyyyaaattttchhh to admin with your friends asking that I be moderated. I can hear you now "MommyAdmin, MommyAdmin, Misterday called me a poohpoohhead".   You have no credibility cuz you can't stand up for yourself and you always run to daddyAdmin, and i don't respond to pussies that dish but can't take, and hide behind admin's skirt.  Macy's got bigger balls than you and you should be embarrassed by that.  Acting like a scared little pussy and all with no heart.  

By the way, didn't you post elsewhere that you are done with TER?  Goodbye.

What kind of grown  MAN says shit like that. In fact... What kind of man attacks people and starts cyber fights? The idea of making fag like attacks  from the safety of your home computer shows what a pathetic COWARD you are. See.... your one of those pathetic cyber, geek, pussies ,fags that never had a chance to see a real hot chick like Macy(thats why you hate her) and in  REAL LIFE would be scared to death to even speak to me  in public in fear that I would fuckin pummel your punk ass.  Cause you see in REAL LIFE this 240lb 6ft brat who goes to the gym  6days a week  would FUCK U UP.  

What kind of pathetic delusional looser are you?http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=33073&boardID=28&page=2
Here is a classic Misterday quote of the day.
"I was glad to run ChristoBRAT off the board, cuz he acts condescending, arrogant, and controlling. Though I'da preferred if he'd a stayed around, cause I was thoroughly enjoying kicking his ass everyday"

With every post you show everyone how pathetic and what a world class LOSER you are...lol  "KICKING HIS ASS EVERYDAY"lol ROTFLMAO
Are you kidding me.......

I choose not to post on this board. Because for whatever reason the moderators have chosen to allow your GARBAGE and FILTH to be posted on the boards . The tone of this board has become petty  ugly and no longer is useful to me. The reason I had hundreds of people ask me back to the boards is because 98% of my posts are positive and are intended to help the board and the hobby in general.The other 2% are defending myself from LOSER assholes like yourself. I challenge anyone to SEARCH my name and READ my nearly 1000 posts(over the last 4 years) and I know you will come up with the conclusion that my intentions are generally good.  I DON'T pick fights. I don't trash talk .I wont do this everyday. I am better than this.


Hawk out....

-- Modified on 12/27/2007 2:15:32 AM

I just came about 10 times too. You'd think I could find them. I must be off my meds. I hope I can locate my testes. I miss them, like I never even knew them

I was just wondering if anyone had a better experiance with Amber the 2nd time around. Did'nt mean to start WWIII

She definitely was better the 2nd and 3rd time, and now 4th time, even though I enjoyed my first time also.