I don't tend to re-read posts, but you guys can be pretty funny.  I mean, the stuff this week was hilarious and certainly not mean spirited.  the ladies get off some funny lines as well.  However, overall, the guys seem sharper, have more wit, and quicker to the punchline.  The women seem to get emotional at some point and start stuttering and yell "WELL YOU HAVE A 3INCH DICK".  Now, hearing that in real life would kinda hurt from a gal.  But in the hobby, all posters in their anonymity have a python in the pants.  In addition, when a provider asks why your organ is so small, naturally, the hobbyist can always respond that he's playing in a cathedral.  All in all though, while not as smart as the guys, the gals are fun too.

So that's all to say thanks for the laughs this week.  This board works.  i mean, bigdoggie philly?  It still has not been put down yet and thats sad.  A bunch of one post lines, no responses.  

And BGFE, now that's the ridiculous board.  It is part "Dateline:To catch a fake provider" and part "LAw & Oder: Special Is she real unit".  It is so STUPID.  2 of every 5 posts seem to be: I think she is fake.  You would think that the $150 to $300 that they are spending is the kids tuition or the milk money.  I mean, check it out, if its B&S, inaccurate, or you change you're mind, then leave (providers change their mind all the time).  But stop acting like FBI agents in the search of legitimate poon.  Here, i'll give you the $150, just stop whining, proudly talking about your investigation, and please, SHUT UP.

the third POST is: "Damn, man, do your research, god you're stupid" or  " don't you know where the search button is, you a poser, not a real hobbyist".  i guess its what happens when the folks that believe its a vocation and not a hobby take control(look man, let me school you, you got to budget: rent, car note, food, hobby, otherwise, you a poser).

And the fourth is: JACKPOT- the actual provider.  And then, invariable, JACKPOT gives way to the cloud of dust resulting from the herding stampede of vocationists/hobbyists to see that provider.

That leaves the fifth post, which is a bunch of guys complaining about JACKPOT: She doesn't answer the phone; she seemed tired, maybe its YMMV.  Ironically, it is lost on the knuckleheads that she is tired and not answering the phone because 30 knuckleheads all called her the day after reading the JACKPOT post.

And worst of all about BGFE is the ADMIN AKA The ultimate DICKHEAD.  Big doggie, when it had a pulse, would let threads develop, just stay aware from words like C--- and wh---.  The admin was great.  TER admin is similar, they let it flow, but do respond, sometimes to organized petitions as, i guess, they feel the should.  

But the BGFE ADMIN?  Now he is one DUMB fuck that has confused that he has the ABILITY to stop threads/kick off members with the fact that he has poor JUDGEMENT  in employing this ability.  So, he comes in with, "I'll allow this" " I won't allow that line", as if having the delete button masks his utter stupidity in logic.  Here's something to ponder Mr. BGFE Admin man: FUCK YOU and your vocationists circle jerk where fake provider investigations and " I'm no poser, I'm the real deal hobbyist" sentiments rules.  The mods on that BGFE have awaken a little, and that's quite nice.

uh...JMHO

Very entertaining...

Well done.

The "gfe" site is full of bottom feeders, who complain that $200 is too much to pay.
Threads are routinely hijacked, and filled with mindless banter so they can maintain a post count.
A certain few people in Philly control the board, and any opinions that do not conform with theirs are deleted, or set upon by the regulars.
The NY board is better and while you have to side step the the bottom feeders, there is good info exchanged at times.
However, some of the ladies advertising there are
smart enough to widen their advertising horizons, as there are some legit members there.

TER is the best, hands down, period the end.
That's not my humble opinion, that is a fact.  

-- Modified on 3/8/2008 6:22:22 AM

Very entertaining post...thanks.  Just 2 questions for you, though, since you were nice enough (or have too much time on your hands :>)) to write that little tome:
1.  Is something wrong with a 3" dick?  All the ladies I've seen marvel at my Mr. Johnson, and I've received many compliments on my 3 inches of "meat power."  For example, I've been told I'm hung like an acorn and hung like an elevator button.  So clearly you aren't implying that 3 inches is inadequate are you?

2.  In a slightly more serious vein...wtf is BGFE?  Really, I've never heard of it, and even my google search yielded zip.  I really like TER (feel somewhat obliged to say that, since I'm posting this in the TER site)...no really, I do!!!  But just curious as to what this BGFE is all about.  For the record, some years back I joined Big Pooch for a while, and found it to be pretty lame.

Enjoy your weekend,
Frankie

see link below...

I think the point of this post was to...compliment the hobbyist posters?  Or to underhandedly call the providers emotional and dumb?  Or to put forth a personal grudge attack on the admin of another board?  I'm confused...  But this left me with the feeling that the poster is a bit bitter.  Anyone have a tic-tac?

Uh...JMHO

I Agree  lowerbucksman...and it wasn't even disguised very well...  bitterness prevails..  
maybe a six pack of tic tacs would be in order...
childs play...

Thanks homer hitter!

Obviously, misterday has his own agenda and bias.  Why not visit www.bestgfe.com look around with an open mind and realize the different style of that board and decide for youselves.  TER and Bestgfe both have their pros and cons, it isn't all clearcut black and white as this guy would have you believe.  Decide for yourselves.

...in a site that fashions itself after the stars wars evil empire in which the mods are Siths, those exemplary models of free speech.  Thats pretty hilarious in that Totalitarian way.  Oughta have Mel brooks send it up.  

Of course, BGFE has its own style: "circle jerk" and "Do ya damn research, you poser". That's the point.  And if that's your thing, join the bukkake party on the person that fares to vary from the Vocationist House Rules.

Uh...just commenting.  

Look, i have 3 incher also.  Though I'm not sure how long its is.

Dont sweat the chiding. It seems some guys dont like a little wry humor or honest calling of the attitude of some providers. Perhaps the next time you write one like this you could provide a few footnotes to nasty screeds from a few of our more catty divas.
And three inches....yep, just outta the pool in december.

I'm all for calling out bs and lame behavior on the part of providers OR hobbyists.  That makes for good times.  I also generally dislike white knight rebuttal posts when a hobbyist speaks his mind about a provider.  

However, that is not what his post was about.  He appeared, I think, to put out an unrelated initial paragraph about previous posts, I assume directed toward him.  Fine.  Normally I pay no attention.

Then the body of his essay was a bitter diatribe about some unknown moderator on another board, about which I care very little.  Also, the grammar and sentence structure made it difficult to read and that annoyed me.  I've been ornery lately and decided to comment.

Peace and love to you all.