I must have some kind of great "Sex Doctor Radar" or something, or maybe I've just been extremely fortunate because I've picking some "SMOKIN HOT ESCORTS"...jesus, mary and joesph...my heart can't take this anymore...lol!

Actually, I must thank all my brother hobbiest's on TER for writing some great reviews which quite frankly is the real reason I seek out and find those Smokin Hot Vixens. And when I give a 10 you can bet your "Sweet Bippy" that if the escort walked down Route 202 or any major highway she would cause MAJOR TRAFFIC JAMS....ENJOY BROS!

http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/showReview.asp?Review=331925&user=386273

She has ove 100 reviews and her average review is a "7" in looks and she has only one 10  in looks . Wanna guess who gave it to her?

better check that again Einstein. She has 13 reviews, nothing less than 9 in performance.

I'm right on 100% with ALL AND EVERY REVIEW!

Patricia for an older woman was a knockout IMO and her BBBJCIM is 2nd to nobody...buddy!

For you to pick on a certain escort is disrespectful in my opinion...where is your reviews...oh that's right a pussy hiding behind his computer with a new username. Don't be a hater be a lover dipshit! If you were ever with my buddy Patricia or any of the escorts that I gave a 10 OR 9 in any cat. you'd understand!!! Many guys are way too STRICT with the looks cat. And as I've said before to TER, how can a man have a "Once in a Lifetime"...If so the phrase is not broad it can never happen agian right? The escorts make a living off most our reviews and if my SEX DOCTOR BEHIND THE DOOR looks HOT and WILL CAUSE A TRAFFIC JAM...she will always get respect from me with a 10 or 9!

Escorts make a living on these reviews and I can't help it if I can "cum twice" in a session "easily" even at 47 with a. No disrespect to TER but their system for ratings is a bit of like "crossed wires".

Here is how I "judge" in my reviews my escort/Sex Doctor friends! I love you guys by the way!!!!!!!!!!!

Looks:

10= Smokin Hot/Can cause a Traffic Jam

9= Beautiful/Will turn heads

8= Very Good Looking

7= Good Looking/Cute

6= Somewhat Good Looking

5= Average

4= Below Average

3= Ugly

2= Beast

1= Medusa

0= Alien


Performance:

10= Made you cum twice in the hour with DFK, BBBJ, Fucking and Anal/ Two escorts at one time/No Rush

9= Made you cum twice with DFK, BBBJ, Fucking but no anal or two escorts at one time/No Rush

8= Made you cum once with DFK, BBBJ, Fucking, No Rush but tryed to get that 2nd cup but couldn't, do to you or her

-1= Covered BJ
-1= Clock Watcher
-1= Bad Atmostphere
-1= Late
-1= Not GFE
-1= Not FULL hour or what was sheduled

***NOW MAYBE IT'S JUST ME BUT I STAND BY MY REVIEWS....ANY ESCORT WHO GOT A 10 OR 9 FROM ME...IS A FANTASTIC LADY AND I RECOMMEND VERY HIGHLY...CASE CLOSED!

You should try to see Krista buddy...if you do schedule a booty call with her and don't get a "ROCK HARD COCK" within 60 seconds after you see her and smell that great perfume I'll give you $100...THAT'S HOW SURE I AM! She will cause 5 accidents within 3 minutes walking down any street! A 10 from Johnny Mas is 100%!!!!!!!!!!!

You don't even follow your  own ratings.

Looks:

10= Smokin Hot/Can cause a Traffic Jam

9= Beautiful/Will turn heads

8= Very Good Looking

7= Good Looking/Cute

6= Somewhat Good Looking

5= Average

4= Below Average

3= Ugly

2= Beast

1= Medusa

0= Alien


You are telling me and the rest of the gentlemen here that you rank Patricia Pleases
"10= Smokin Hot/Can cause a Traffic Jam"


While the other 125 guys that reviewed her gave her a 7.....Yea they are all wrong and you are right.

according to you...
a 10 review in performance includes
10= Made you cum twice in the hour with DFK, BBBJ, Fucking and Anal/ Two escorts at one time/No Rush

I have seen Tiffany and she is a great provider but by your own ranking she would not be a 10 in performance . Nowhere in your review is there a second provider, nor did you travel to Greece,
http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/showReview.asp?Review=514971&user=386273

Need another  example....


How about Nicole?  I ave seen her also nice lady. Great provider. You gave her a 10/10 also. Again ...no Greek,no second provider,
http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/showReview.asp?Review=409965&user=386273

Ive also seen Shandra Morgan twice. You gave her a 10/9

Shandra has over 100 reviews has been given a 10 only twice . Guess who one of them was?
http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?ID=23776&page=1#Review


I am not trying to flame Johnny here but please forgive me for not getting excited when you claim a woman is "10"  Dude you have 30 reviews and and have given a 10 in looks 20 times and 10's in performance 10 times.......

You must be a flammming cock sucker or something since your fixed on me. I'm 100% STRAIGHT...so back off!

**Also sometimes in reviews as most exp hobby goers already know "some things are best left unsaid" enough said.............

I don't have 30 reviews. You see 30 reviews but I have 35! 5 weren't posted because of providers "bad websites"(As in my review on Ruby for Carlton's above post). So just because it's not "in words" doesn't mean it "didn't happen" that's why some of us PM in private.

Pleasebabyplease show your reviews or shut the fuck up asshole! Your either a bad provider or client that has alot of issues. Either way if I was a client or provider I'd black flag your ass!

" A 10 from Johnny Mas is 100%!!!!!!!!!!!"

lol lol lol lol

How about Kim.....30+ reviews only one 10in looks ever. Wanna guess who gave it to her....
http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?ID=41808&page=1#Review

have a dog in this fight, however, i do not understand why you have a link to a review of patricia when he posted about Krista.
just a guess butt maybe you need to get your head out of your alias

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-- Modified on 6/2/2008 6:17:04 AM

Johnny has give 20 out of 30 reviews "10's" in looks.    Patricia was just 1  example of how unreliable his reviews are. Patricia if a fine provider and I am sure she knows she is not a 10 and so do the other 130+ reviewers that gave her an average 7.3.

With comments like
"And when I give a 10 you can bet your "Sweet Bippy" that if the escort walked down Route 202 or any major highway she would cause MAJOR TRAFFIC JAMS....ENJOY BROS!"

and
"A 10 from Johnny Mas is 100%!!!!!!!!!!!"

He needs to MAN UP and admit that he has over inflated some of his reviews.

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I am not sticking for anyone in general ut you got to keep in mind that beauty is in the eye of the beholder what some of you may consider absultely dog as thee have been other guys that do find beautiful things about them... Looks are only on the outside!


Not everyone is a fucking super skinny athletic type... some of the ladies do actually work out and do try to keep their bodies in order but can not do so.... There are several factors that come into play in a ladies body that may affect things just like a man....


Personally I am getting fed up with the super model types and all of the guys that only want skinny *crack headish * body types..... That is my own persoanl opinion.....

you should man up since we all know who you are! Where are your reviews? Buff this.........@

By posting under your real user name then changing it to one of your aliases.

As I said I do not have a dog in this fight HOWEVER you Chris are very very out spoken and critical of people who criticize and other wise post under an alias. coward is one word you often use to those who post under an alias
Well you are guilty of what you very strongly criticize others of doing.
Care to man up and explain yourself ?

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even though you say you used it as an example, it is my opinion using the lady you did  by name (in that you posted a link to her reviews) was classless.
She is a sweet,classy and pretty lady. why put her name (link to her reviews)in a thread/post of this kind. why not state your case without using  names of those who are not involved?


Thank you
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-- Modified on 6/2/2008 3:37:28 PM

That speaks volumes about you



Thank you
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