Lancaster -- a dark, deserted landscape where strange, inbred creatures shun education and free thought in favor of a Boogie man-fearing lifestyle akin to the 1700's...horses and all.

There is no talent here...not anymore, anyway. Few months back LE ran busts up and down route 30, chasing the handful of locals and any visiting talent away.

What remains are outcall services from Delaware that ship in crank-hoes, and some other dregs that post on backpage with fake pictures, trying to lure you into bad section of town where their pimps/boyfriends can jump you and take your cash to go buy meth.

It's true what they say about PA -- Philadelphia in the East, Pittsburgh in the West, and Alabama in in the middle...all idiots, lost at the junction of "Married my First Cousin!", and "Who *needs* teeth?!"  

Hell, we even got the Klan out here...

But no decent talent, and no one visiting anymore...

Why the FUCK did I leave NYC?

I  felt as I watching western movie  about old times ..
I love them to watch but not to live in .. and you are american man ..  can you imagine what europeans feel here ??
 Love .. I will pm you  
Can make it  way way way more exiting ,.. and it is why men always tell me I am beam of ligth in dark kingdom
bring me  in   your heart .. mind soul and manhood  ..

I love lancaster...the amish I was always fascinated with...and the beautiful land and peace of quiet....gotta love it!!!a

Yes Darling, but when was the last time you toured here to see clients?

...... been nearby in Harrisburg. Maybe I could Lancaster a try along with my next Philly visit in about 2 months.  

Btw there's a bit of the Klan everywhere lol but uhhhh yeaaahhhh they don't hurt my business none.  haha

Let me show you around.

In my opinion! I lived there for almost four years and the though there's many normal civilians (not just the amish), there is little crime and not many extremely busy hotels unless by the outlets. I do visit Reading- which is the next city over. I'm sure Lancaster is a whole seperate entity than living in NYC. Check out Annie Bailey's though  

XOXO Tiffany

I'm not asking for tips on nice places to hang out in Lancaster, but I do appreciate your help. I've lived her for 14 years. I know all that one can know, I think. I've had a pint with the owner of Annie Bailey's, and you're right

I am just making a statement about a tired, rundown landlocked city where LE has driven local talent outta town and scared visiting talent from visiting....

In a nutshell, I'm just being a cranky old man :P

Yes, Peggy -- you certainly are! Love your site, and thank you for joining the conversation. I'll most definitely call on you when next I find my self in Baltimore.

I am about 30 min from Lancaster and have no problem traveling to the area for OUTCALLS of at least an hour together or more.  Occasionally I do incall there but it isn't very often.

Hi Tara,

Thanks for the heads-up

Much appreciated,

-h

So Lancaster can be a nice place to live and raise a family so I think that the ladies who love there like to have their hobby fun away from home.  I can totally understand that -- especially if you prefer to work only on certain days and are raising kids.  There are a number of ladies that I've met, exchanged references with, etc., who lie in that area but don't work there.  the community is small and I think the demand is as well.  At least for the higher quality ladies you are looking for.

There are a lot of hobbyists there and they often make the trip to Philadelphia or Baltimore for a date -- many of my clients make a day our of it, often by visiting a favorite bar or restaurant or seeing clients in their line of business if they have clients here.  Sometimes they stop by Philadelphia on their way to the Jersey Shore.  I often get an early afternoon visit on Fridays and many of those Fridays have been spent with a gentleman form the Lancaster area.

I have enough clientele from Lancaster that I would visit for a "tour" so to speak but I wouldn't feel comfortable advertising it because of possible LE.  Perhaps ask some of your favorite past ladies to come visit for a mini-tour?  Nothing wrong with a grumpy old man voicing his complaints!  

Stay sexxxy, Alex