I'm not .... e !
I will place new (from Target of all places) wooden clothespins on your breasts, your nipples, your pussy lips and your clit. Then I will pull them off one-at-a-time (not gently) while bringing you to multiple orgasms with my tongue while you swallow my cock. But don't swallow my cum, because I want to taste that on your lips. Are you ready for some playtime?
I may even have one or two leftover! I'll be visiting Philly 7/31-8/5, and I'd love to make use of them.....
- your adoring clothespin hanger